What would surprise others...

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Just a fun game...what do you and OH get up to that would surprise your family or friends?

E.g. OH and I enjoy very kinky sex...a strap on for OH meaning 2 at once for me (which is as close to 2 real ones at once as I'll ever get. A big selection of toys, lots of anal etc...

This would shock my family big time and I'm sure would shock quite a few friends also.

Tell me about yours!

Misspell 'N' should be 'an'

I've seen far worse competitive behaviour on MN on subjects such as cleaning and cooking than I have seen on this thread, but on the grounds that you aren't contributing, I don't even understand why you are posting. Unless it's just a deliberate attempt to derail a thread because you don't like it.

Anyfucker - you might think that you are in charge of the relationships topic but this is the sex one.

Needlessly graphic - oh really?!

Is it time for me to hide the sex topic again ?

Um, the fact that we get up to absolutely nothing. Shocking considering how many children we have!

Me & my partner are really into seagulling

Is that when you pinch other people's chips and then shit on them?

PP 😁

PP *

I've just googled. I wasn't far wrong

Nothing specific, but we do have quite a varied sex toy stash that might surprise anyone that was rummaging through our wardrobe!

I'm quite fond of a ceiling hook

Apologies, I haven't been ignoring, I am on holiday & currently in & out of internet reception.
These comments are definitely giving me a laugh. Getting so wound up over a question asked in the sex topic, an area where you talk about sex....
@Joey7t8 that would be something my family would be shocked at if they ever got the chance to rummage through my beside table.
@TheNaze73 I have never heard of seagulling but Google has enlightened me 😲

'Is that when you pinch other people's chips and then shit on them?'

TheNaze Do you have to make a noise like a seagull as well?

that when you pinch other people's chips and then shit on them?

If this is legitimate, I think most people's sex lives are probably 'surprising' to their friends and family. The media likes to talk about the kinky cool kids and you get complete patronising bollocks about "vanilla sex" who the fuck is vanilla? Who is having all this missionary only sex under the covers? I think most people stray in to "kinky" they just don't make a lifestyle out of it and go telling everyone theyre kinky.