Funny Sex

[GeorgiePeachie]

I am a firm believer that laughter and enjoyment should be welcome in the bedroom.

My favourite funny sex story is: I was with my partner at the time and he had a particularly good impression of Gladiator that he was showing off earlier on in the day. I found that pretty sexy, what with the low gravelly voice and all. ANYWAY this got extended into while we were having sex. We were finishing things up with a blow job and as he came, with his hands in my hair he yelled ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED.

Granted I nearly died from laughing/choking/sperm in the nose but it's still one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me in bed.

Any other corkers?

Having sex against a door in my house with new bf. Phone in back pocket rang exbf. .

@Needsomeflapjacks nooooooooo what was his reaction??🤣🤣

AHHHH! Flapjacks that's a good one.. how were you still in trousers?

I was heavily pregnant and DP set up the bedroom with candles and a lovely baby oil massage. We ended up having sex with me on top. At the crucial moment of what should have been a wonderful loving climax I lost all control of my arse and let out the longest loudest fart I had ever heard in my life. I was hysterical. I might have even snorted a little too to make myself appear even more sexy.

MissJC I thought this was going to result in a fire, that was funnier.

Just had trousers down a bit. .
Blamed dc for messing around and odd noises. They weren't even in the house!!

We have a long running, stupid in-joke about Rasputin that often comes up during sex. I once cried laughing at it during a blow job, choked on dick and my own laughter. DP sat up and looked very concerned - thought something was very wrong. I couldn't speak for the laughter-tears. Managed to say the word Rasputin, and DP was off in hysterics too.

Mines a little gross.
I had to fart the other evening, normally they are silent and do not smell- this was silent so 50% there.
Thought DH was asleep so let it out, he chose that moment to roll over, move the sheets, and put his best moves on me.
Well it fucking stunk!
He said ewww did you fart.
My response was- no you farted! With indignation.
Him-
Anyway it was funny at the time.

I tried to do a sexy thing with XH, back in the day...

Someone told me that it would be sexy to sit on his face and pour a glass of champagne down my cleavage, so it would trickle down into my, erm, lady garden and he could drink champagne off my...oh, you get the idea

Unfortunately my tits aren't really that big, so my unfettered cleavage failed to create a funnel effect. Instead I effectively poured champagne straight into his eyes and nearly blinded him, the poor bastard.

We were moving house so bed was in the lounge ready for move next day , it was set up beside the sofa , I was giving dh a blowjob, when he shifted his weight on the gap between bed and sofa, bed shot one way he slid down between , I cried with laughter so much so I couldn't look at him without starting to laugh needless to say nothing progressed from there 😁

Mumbod that made me laugh a lot 😂

My bf was behind me mid way through when he thundered the immortal words Squeal like a pig.

I went..... squeak squeak......... [like a mouse]

@MumBod 😂