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How often do you masturbate alone?

52 replies

NatureIsAWhore · 23/06/2017 23:07

That's it really?! Just interested if people do it more or less and what turns you on to do it?

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Ineedmorelemonpledge · 23/06/2017 23:29

Why don't you begin with your own regularity?

NatureIsAWhore · 23/06/2017 23:38

Because I was wondering about other people rather than me.

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MyfatheristheKing · 23/06/2017 23:39

You go, I go?

PantPlot · 23/06/2017 23:39

Significantly more than I do with other people.

HolgerDanske · 23/06/2017 23:40

Oh yes...I often find myself wondering about this very thing.

Why don't we all just sit here and discuss...not.

Terfing · 23/06/2017 23:41

Twice a week when single.

Very rarely when in a relationship.

PointlessUsername · 23/06/2017 23:41

1000's of times a week..

How about you?

KeyChange · 23/06/2017 23:47

Less. Kays Catalogue 1988 page 256.

Hope this helps.

NatureIsAWhore · 24/06/2017 06:58

What's with all the sarky answers? It was a genuine question!
I was wondering what the general normal range was, particularly when in a ltr.
This is the sex page is it not, or is this a taboo subject even on here?!

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donajimena · 24/06/2017 06:59

I'm rather shy. Why don't YOU tell us first? Grin

NatureIsAWhore · 24/06/2017 07:02

I was going to, when I'd had some genuine replies. But why is everyone interested in me?! I asked the question, no one else.

Now I'm just feeling defensive when actually all i wanted was support.

I'll fuck off now.

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NatureIsAWhore · 24/06/2017 07:04

It's true. MN really is full of arseholes. They're not just in the aibu thread.

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fuckoffdailysnail · 24/06/2017 07:06

When single 3-4 times a week
In a relationship never
Now you go OP

AdalindSchade · 24/06/2017 07:10

I guess if you had given some context like 'my DP thinks I masturbate too much' or 'I masturbated so much my clitoris is numb, what's normal' then you might have got more response. As it is your op reads like you just want to get women to talk about masturbating.

hesterton · 24/06/2017 07:15

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luckiestgirl · 24/06/2017 07:16

I only see my boyfriend at weekends so in the week maybe 4 times, maybe 0 times, depending on where I am in my cycle. I suppose average for me is 2 or 3

Ineedmorelemonpledge · 24/06/2017 07:45

It's true. MN really is full of arseholes. They're not just in the aibu thread.

I'll fuck off now.

Ah well there's one less here then.

HolgerDanske · 24/06/2017 10:32

Apologies if you have been made to feel defensive when you were looking for support. But as others have explained, it's a little bit questionable to post an op like yours. Why should everyone else start telling you their private information when you clearly are not willing to do so? There are lots of creepy people that come onto the forum (sorry for the horrible unintended pun) just to try to get off, and I'm not playing that game. To be fair I wouldn't have talked about it anyway even if you had posted with some actual context to the question, but I might have posted a less sarky comment if I thought there was some reasonable context to it.

Anyway, the frequency of masturbation is variable for each person and there's really no need to compare or to worry about it, as long as it is within reason who gives a fuck how often you do or don't do it?

rollonthesummer · 24/06/2017 10:38

This is like one of those, 'tell me how much you and your DH earn and how much is your mortgage' posts but the OP refuses to disclose their own information.

This is a very personal question-people won't want to share details like that unless you share too!

disneykid · 24/06/2017 11:30

Why would you even want to know or care how much someone else does it? Hmm

HolgerDanske · 24/06/2017 12:01

Yes quite. And I fail to see exactly how this is an issue one would need 'support' with.

Which leads me back to my original, sarky response.

Meh, these things are so tedious.

TheNaze73 · 24/06/2017 15:54

Once a week, always during Countryfile

Bloomed · 24/06/2017 15:57

You need support about masturbation?

MuffinsPyjamas · 25/06/2017 03:11

Lol @TheNaze73 (I'm assuming thats sarcasm, if not then I'm sorry I laughed)

Op didn't specify any restrictions on who can answer, so I'm assuming they are not specifically looking for women. (I'm a bloke, and don't know if that effects anything).

Maybe op is too shy to say their amount or what their problem is? I'm using a name that I made for a previous post to give an honest response to do with male masturbation anyway, so I have no such issues with it being identified to my normal name here or my real identity (and I doubt my response is something that anyone could get any kicks over).

The amount for me varies from week to week and month to month.

The rest of this post goes into how I think the amounts vary for me so for people who don't actually want to know this stuff, skip the rest of this post.

mostly dependant on how busy I am and how much time to myself I have and also how horny my dw is and how much of the time she is with me. Least often probably gets to once in two months (fairly rarely), most frequent (very rare) it gets is 3 times in a day (and when that happens I might then not for a few weeks). Average since I've been married and honeymoon period finished is about twice a week, while dating and all the way up to end of honeymoon period probably once per month, when I was single: once per day

I strongly agree with lots of what holgerdanske says in her/his penultimate comment - particularly about not worrying about it.

differentnameforthis · 25/06/2017 09:46

A quick search would show that op is a regular poster. Therefore, no stupid answers are required.

If you don't like the question, don't answer. It really IS that simple.

Now, op..for me, probably a couple of times a week.

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