Best ever autocorrect fail?

[NearlyFree17]

Couldn't think of anywhere else to post this. Made me lol anyway.

BDSM auto-corrected on my iphone to "badminton"

Not the sort of recreation I had in mind...

Whenever I type spag Bol it autocorrects as slag Bol. Most amusing to my DH.

When I worked as a district nurse I was running late to meet another nurse, I can't remember exactly what I tried to tell her now but said I wouldn't be long, just ass fisting so will be there shortly!

We still both laugh about it now

I actually wasn't ass fisting!

😂😂😂

Love that

I texted my friend to say I'd be round at her house in an hour as I had to wank the dog first. I meant walk!

I made some mince pies at Christmas and sent a text to my sister to tell her about my baking achievement but my phone changed it to
"I've just made some mince pornos"

I didn't even see it and only realised when she sent a confused reply

DH once text his Dad and due to autocorrect told him he was just fucking the horse but would be home soon 😂

I read once about a couple who were sexting when all of a sudden the male of the couple sent a message stating "I want to kick your aunt"
After a few confused messages back and forth they established he actually meant to send "I want to lick your c*nt"...

Shag used to always be AC'd to snag for some reason.

Hang on Steve, I've just got to shag a lift from Andy.

Also bitch used to be birch - I'm having a birch

A mate meant to text me to "pub lunch?" Actually text me "pube lunch?" Didn't quite have the same appeal.

Heard a story (friend of a friend scenario...) about someone heading to meet someone that she was quite into for a second or third date... meant to send something along the lines of "just had a shit day, can't wait to see you." And accidentally pressed send at "just had a shit..."

Texted dp last week, teasing him about what we could do together when he got home, wrote what was meant to say fanny gallops, but it autocorrected to Danny Balloons!

He is now named Danny Balloons in my contacts

I tried to send to my female friend "I'll see you Tues" and got autocorrected to "I'll see your tits". I pressed send and then noticed it, if course

From my partner now ex in the middle of sexting.

"I love you cunt" rather than the slightly less offensive "I love your cunt"

Pity that in actual fact, he was a cunt. Oh the irony!