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Best ever autocorrect fail?

15 replies

NearlyFree17 · 20/06/2017 11:49

Couldn't think of anywhere else to post this. Made me lol anyway.

BDSM auto-corrected on my iphone to "badminton"

Not the sort of recreation I had in mind...

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Brahms3rdracket · 20/06/2017 13:38
Grin
CoconutGal · 20/06/2017 14:13

Whenever I type spag Bol it autocorrects as slag Bol. Most amusing to my DH.

mortificado · 20/06/2017 17:10

When I worked as a district nurse I was running late to meet another nurse, I can't remember exactly what I tried to tell her now but said I wouldn't be long, just ass fisting so will be there shortly!

We still both laugh about it now Grin

I actually wasn't ass fisting!

Mrswinkler · 20/06/2017 18:46

😂😂😂

LiquorsOnDeck · 20/06/2017 18:49

Love that

myknickersknackersknockers · 20/06/2017 23:05

I texted my friend to say I'd be round at her house in an hour as I had to wank the dog first. I meant walk!

mermaidsandunicorns · 20/06/2017 23:14

I made some mince pies at Christmas and sent a text to my sister to tell her about my baking achievement but my phone changed it to
"I've just made some mince pornos"

I didn't even see it and only realised when she sent a confused reply

Lexilooo · 20/06/2017 23:40

DH once text his Dad and due to autocorrect told him he was just fucking the horse but would be home soon 😂

OhHolyFuck · 21/06/2017 00:00

I read once about a couple who were sexting when all of a sudden the male of the couple sent a message stating "I want to kick your aunt"
After a few confused messages back and forth they established he actually meant to send "I want to lick your c*nt"...

NotAnotherNoughtiesTune · 21/06/2017 16:50

Shag used to always be AC'd to snag for some reason.

Hang on Steve, I've just got to shag a lift from Andy.

Also bitch used to be birch - I'm having a birch

HarmlessChap · 22/06/2017 16:00

A mate meant to text me to "pub lunch?" Actually text me "pube lunch?" Didn't quite have the same appeal.

UseTwoHousebricks · 24/06/2017 06:08

Heard a story (friend of a friend scenario...) about someone heading to meet someone that she was quite into for a second or third date... meant to send something along the lines of "just had a shit day, can't wait to see you." And accidentally pressed send at "just had a shit..." GrinGrin

Brahms3rdracket · 06/07/2017 16:03

Texted dp last week, teasing him about what we could do together when he got home, wrote what was meant to say fanny gallops, but it autocorrected to Danny Balloons!

He is now named Danny Balloons in my contacts Grin

MissWilmottsGhost · 06/07/2017 16:09

I tried to send to my female friend "I'll see you Tues" and got autocorrected to "I'll see your tits". I pressed send and then noticed it, if course Hmm

phoenixashes9 · 20/07/2017 10:34

From my partner now ex in the middle of sexting.

"I love you cunt" rather than the slightly less offensive "I love your cunt"

Pity that in actual fact, he was a cunt. Oh the irony!

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