Weirdest set of circumstances that turn you on?

[PinkGlitter17]

I had my first real orgasm in the bath, thanks to a shower head that fitted on the taps. I'd just washed my hair with Vosene. Then I got into wanking a lot, and somehow must have laid down on a waterproof jacket to do it (wtF???!!!! 😂)

Anyway, I developed a thing about the coaltar smell coupled with the feeling of the w-proof under me, and that combo became a kink for me.

What are yours?

Blimey. Let me finish my cup of tea, woman.

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Okkkaaaaaayyy.....

I'm sure all that makes sense in your head...

I've no idea where my kinks came from but I've heard that experiences in our formative years can link strongly with arousal...I'm thinking rubberists, shoe fetishes etc. You're not so strange OP :) certain scents make me feel safe, stands to reason others can make someone feel aroused.

Wanking whilst lying very still and quite - I assume because I shared a room with my mum until I started secondary school.

I'm into pain. With dh, who I trust absolutely, I get up to a variety of kinky things. No idea where my kinks come from but I'm at peace with them.

When the doctor looks in my ears with that weird light thing.

I don't know why.

Not exactly "kinky," but when I am sleep deprived and aching to finish work so I can go to bed and sleep, I am ALWAYS in the mood for a quick bonk beforehand.

....Obviously I wait till I get home, first

Reading equations. Ladyboner.

People have a huge variety of kinks.

I like light bdsm play which I know a lot of people like but I particularly like my hair being pulled/twisted, not too hard though.

No idea why but when I started joining in on forums online found it was more common than I thought. Which was a bit of a relief. Luckily my current fwb doesn't phase easily.

Oh god, sorry, I know my OP reads absolutely terribly! (Wince.)