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Most random place for sex

72 replies

ScouseBird8364 · 19/05/2017 21:53

Where is the most random, strange, crazy place you've had sex?! Wink

Mine was the trampoline, in my back garden, at 2am this morning GrinWinkWine

OP posts:
FannyFifer · 28/05/2017 02:39

On a football pitch in the snow.

pizzakat · 28/05/2017 03:17

Flamingo land

wobblywonderwoman · 28/05/2017 03:21

Ex's work car park - late at night so no one around obv!!!

slothlover · 29/05/2017 20:56

In a water park in Cyprus, during the day.
On a table tennis table upstairs from a bar.
In a cricket club (deserted outside at night)
In the stairwell of a hotel
Outside the back of a hotel.
In various cars in various places
In a sauna
In a jacuzzi

Probably more random places that I can even remember 🙈

FathomsDeepAndFallingFurther · 29/05/2017 21:03

Gosh you're an adventurous old lot.

Personally, the threat of getting caught is the opposite of a turn on. The mere thought is enough to turn my fanjo into the Sahara.

Consequently, the most random place I've done it is in my in-laws garden at 3.00 am. There was basically zero chance of getting caught (their bedroom was on the other side of the house plus they were really drunk). Even so, it was a bit crap all round as I worried the whole time about being caught and how hideous that would be. Plus, I got ants in my hair.

I'm sticking to the bedroom.

Funnyfarmer · 29/05/2017 21:07

Train track. Pub car park.
Not so much where with this one more when. I gave my dp a blow job whilst I was in labour. He said it was really good and he could feel the intensity in each contraction

ForalltheSaints · 02/06/2017 13:38

In a former railway station in what used to be the ticket hall.

MummysMaison · 03/06/2017 09:02

In my boss's office (then new bf now DH). He didn't tell me he had cctv in there Grin.

6demandingchildren · 05/06/2017 11:18

On the conference table of a big industrial company, it was really shiny and I left my bum print behind and dh hand prints.
On a dog walking path behind a caravan and camping club site ( on holiday with kids and parents)
On dh desk at work

pmppns · 05/06/2017 11:27

In the sea in Fort Lauderdale
ExH parents pool in FL
Pool at the holiday villa we stayed at in west palm beach
In the back of the car in an unused stable area
Back of the car in the middle of a field
Current Oh's parents sofa

cushioncovers · 10/06/2017 18:57

Quarry

Cricket pitch

OuchLegoHurts · 10/06/2017 19:01

FunnyFarmer HOW the hell did you feel like doing that while in LABOUR???????

OuchLegoHurts · 10/06/2017 19:02

That's crazier than the train track!

swapsicles · 10/06/2017 19:04

At work, two different workplaces though!
In a clearing in the woods, quite nice although we were interrupted by his dog helpfully passing me my knickers back halfway through!
Must say though I much prefer it at home in a bed where I won't be disturbed or caught!

SubordinateThatClause · 12/06/2017 22:59

On a hotel roof overlooking Sydney harbour bridge!!

FreeNiki · 12/06/2017 23:02

Back seat of a car.

Against a tree in Hyde Park.

Swimming pool changing cubicle.

SloeGinRocks · 12/06/2017 23:09

On top of a cliff above the sea at night in Australia

In a sauna in South America

In the sea - Thailand, India, Spain

On a pier in Italy at night

In a swimming pool in Portugal, Italy

In a field by a river England

In the shower in Australia

Just realised water clearly does it for me Grin

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SloeGinRocks · 15/06/2017 21:57

Lol @ the crane 👍🏼💛

RosyfingeredDawn · 15/06/2017 22:34

In a small rowing boat off Pagham Harbour, ( wearing wellies!)

mellongoose · 11/07/2017 06:41

At the far end of his favourite beach

On his mums back step (she was out)!

Almost against some rocks in Bali until I looked beyond his shoulders and saw some guys watching Shock so aborted!

In the back of his van in a field while the farmer tapped on the front window asking for our camping money.

It's been a while. Must get outdoors again Wink

tiba · 11/07/2017 18:16

On my ex bosses desk

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