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Sexual favour IOUs.

27 replies

Favouriteworstnightmare · 24/12/2016 17:12

Help! Husband has flouted the no present rule! I have a few tags left that I can whip up some sexual favour IOUs with, but now I'm on the spot and can't think of any!

Any ideas gratefully received :)

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TheMasterNotMargarita · 24/12/2016 17:15

How many tags?

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TheMasterNotMargarita · 24/12/2016 17:15

If he's a typical man just put BJ on all of them Xmas Grin

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Merriment · 24/12/2016 17:16

How crass Grin

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Merriment · 24/12/2016 17:17

Teabaging Xmas Shock

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 24/12/2016 17:18

Do some blank ones that he can fill in????

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Satisfactorylemon · 24/12/2016 17:18

Threesome!
They all want threesomes Grin

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 24/12/2016 17:19

Nooooooooooo my oh would have bj on every one. But then I am very good lol

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YetAnotherUser · 24/12/2016 17:19

Write one for "1hr of anal sex"

When he tries to cash it say "ok, I'll put on the strap on"

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 24/12/2016 17:22

Yes Yet And if they want a threesome, great! Where shall i look for another guy!

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dontpokethebear · 24/12/2016 17:24

Yet GrinGrinGrin

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Favouriteworstnightmare · 24/12/2016 17:31

I have 10! Happy for them to be quite rude. We are quite shy until a drink or two - he Deffo wants a threesome but happily with another guy all for me. I've got facial (don't mind boobs but facials are more for birthdays!) he's not that into anal. 10 tags of blow jobs would go down a treat (no pun intended!)

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LostAtSea2 · 24/12/2016 18:46

They don't ALL want threesomes. does nothing for me

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YetAnotherUser · 24/12/2016 20:05

Threesomes are overrated. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd invite my parents over for dinner.

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LostAtSea2 · 24/12/2016 20:21

^This

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peppatax · 24/12/2016 20:28

YetAnotherUser Grin

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AnInfiniteOceanOfLight · 24/12/2016 21:18

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FishSauce555 · 24/12/2016 21:20

Lol @ yet Grin

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Favouriteworstnightmare · 24/12/2016 21:24

Lol! Turns out Pinterest is quite useful for smutty things as well as last minute Christmas crafts Grin

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Tiniti · 24/12/2016 21:32

Yet Grin

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Satisfactorylemon · 26/12/2016 08:30

Lostatsea are you a man?

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Satisfactorylemon · 26/12/2016 08:36

yet classic twitter joke Grin

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LostAtSea2 · 26/12/2016 09:04

Satisfactroylemon - yes

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AkimboLimbo · 26/12/2016 09:20

I think things like this can be a lot of fun and they are good for spicing things up or trying things out that you are curious about.
Dressing up for him
Different locations can be fun - BJ in a secluded spot in the car, in the shower, dining room table/desk... etc
Use of toys
Blindfolding
Tying up

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cdtaylornats · 27/12/2016 23:10

Speaking as a man threesomes are better with two men, otherwise its unsatisfying. When its two men it means that by the time one starts to flag the other guy can take a shift while one goes for the beers.

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Ilovetorrentialrain · 28/12/2016 23:35

Ah at last someone shunning commercialism to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas! 😀

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