Sexual favour IOUs.

[Favouriteworstnightmare]

Help! Husband has flouted the no present rule! I have a few tags left that I can whip up some sexual favour IOUs with, but now I'm on the spot and can't think of any!

Any ideas gratefully received :)

How many tags?

If he's a typical man just put BJ on all of them

How crass

Teabaging

Do some blank ones that he can fill in????

Threesome!
They all want threesomes

Nooooooooooo my oh would have bj on every one. But then I am very good lol

Write one for "1hr of anal sex"

When he tries to cash it say "ok, I'll put on the strap on"

Yes Yet And if they want a threesome, great! Where shall i look for another guy!

Yet

I have 10! Happy for them to be quite rude. We are quite shy until a drink or two - he Deffo wants a threesome but happily with another guy all for me. I've got facial (don't mind boobs but facials are more for birthdays!) he's not that into anal. 10 tags of blow jobs would go down a treat (no pun intended!)

They don't ALL want threesomes. does nothing for me

Threesomes are overrated. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd invite my parents over for dinner.

^This

YetAnotherUser

Lol @ yet

Lol! Turns out Pinterest is quite useful for smutty things as well as last minute Christmas crafts

Yet

Lostatsea are you a man?

yet classic twitter joke

Satisfactroylemon - yes

I think things like this can be a lot of fun and they are good for spicing things up or trying things out that you are curious about.
Dressing up for him
Different locations can be fun - BJ in a secluded spot in the car, in the shower, dining room table/desk... etc
Use of toys
Blindfolding
Tying up

Speaking as a man threesomes are better with two men, otherwise its unsatisfying. When its two men it means that by the time one starts to flag the other guy can take a shift while one goes for the beers.

Ah at last someone shunning commercialism to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas! 😀