Hotel recommendations

[alltouchedout]

Not 100% sure this is the right place for this but... if you were going to go to a hotel in the north or west of England, purely to have sex that would be kinky and likely a bit noisy, where would you go?

Somewhere anonymous with a lot of bedrooms. Don't pick a B&B with paper thin walls where the receptionist is the owner and greets everyone by name. Go somewhere with lots of bedrooms, - good size bathroom and where you can get room service!

How are you defining kinky?

Bdsm lemon. Just two people. Likely to be a bit noisy but not terribly sorry and a bit messy but easily cleared up no blood splatters. I don't think the 'kinky' is as relevant as the 'noisy' but I suppose it's the type of noise- I don't want to worry people!

I was just thinking of you carrying in equipment, I don't know why!

But a bed with a bed frame would be one to lookout for!

How about renting a forest lodge type chalet? Hot tub and plenty of peace and quiet.

This will depend very much on your budget. The Raleigh Hotel in Bowness has rooms with private access for example - up you definitely don't want to be in one of the smaller rooms though.

Haha, x frames and giant coils of rope and armfuls of canes and floggers? A chalet thing would be great, I never thought of that.
Cumbria I will take a look :)

Malmaison hotels are good for lovers. Rooms have wine and snacks, baths, big showers. My shagging hotel of choice.

Titanic hotel in Liverpool. Huge bed, huge rooms, thick walls, dark and atmospheric.

Titanic sounds very very good travelling

Yes the Titanic is an awesome hotel.