Sex on Holiday

[Yourface]

I'm pretty sure there's no solution to this but going on holiday for 2 weeks. For most of it we will be in one room. My children are 10 and 13. We are going to have to be celibate for the whole time, innit??

There's no way we could use the bathroom or take a risk and gamble they are asleep. It's not a resort style holiday and so they won't be in clubs during the day. It's to NY and other cities like that, so I won't be sending them off on their own.

Is there an obvious solution I am missing?

Mum and dad are very tired. Why don't you dear by the pool whilst we put our feet up. Here's the ice cream money ...

Curious how it went, Yourface, if you're still out there. We're just home from a very unlusty three week tour of relatives and family and hope you found success!

Wondering with intrigue if the problem was solved. We have this to come as our children get older