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Dildo names

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PassiveAgressiveQueen · 04/08/2016 22:32

I call mine "big blue" (for any old geeks that is a pun, being fucked by ibm), even though it is purple.

Am i the only one?

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PhoneboothCF · 06/08/2016 20:35

LI'll spunky Halo

NortyBut · 06/08/2016 21:26

Bluey (small but perfect Smile given to me by DP). Also Purpley - bleddy massive, given to me by DP as a joke but when we tried to use it was just tooooo big Shock

Mummyoftwo91 · 06/08/2016 21:28

Eric

BearFeet · 07/08/2016 22:31

The cock.

GinAndSonic · 07/08/2016 22:33

We have a 9inch dong called Dave, and I just named my new rabbit Holtzmann. The rest of my toys have no names.

PanGalaticGargleBlaster · 08/08/2016 17:13

Nebuchadnezzar II, Lord commander of the realm, defender of the galactic frontier and protector of the ancient scrolls of Ceti Alpha Seven

Ineedmorelemonpledge · 08/08/2016 23:36

Mr Shakey. Sadly named by my DS who found my rabbit wrapped in a towel in the wash basket after a hasty clear up . Blush

WearingFuckMeSocks · 08/08/2016 23:41

I must be really dull, I haven't named any of my sex toys Sad

Sparklesilverglitter · 08/08/2016 23:46

Kenneth- he's big Wink

DevonshireCat · 13/08/2016 21:08

Sparkle: love the Peep Show reference!

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PassiveAgressiveQueen · 13/08/2016 21:19

Went on holiday, NO WIFI, love the names, mr shakey and nebuchansea

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