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Fellatio tips?

48 replies

pissingmyself · 24/02/2016 21:29

My bf gives the most amazing oral & I'd like to repay the compliment. I love giving a bj but I'm nowhere near as good as he is. He's learnt to be very clever varying speed/pressure/ pattern of movement etc and it's absolutely delicious. I want to get better at fellatio, do you have any tips for making it really wonderful & fulfilling. My bf is the only man I've ever met who says he's not fussed about climax, he places more emphasis on the journey there. I've recently learnt to twist the shaft of his penis with my hand whilst blowing him & he loved that. Any other ideas?

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headinhands · 24/02/2016 21:43

Ooh I don't know, maybe you could talk to him like you would about anything.

Tailwagsdog · 24/02/2016 21:45

try with a banana.

MrsBertMacklin · 24/02/2016 21:47

varying speed/pressure/ pattern of movement etc

This?^^

HappyGoLuckyGirl · 24/02/2016 21:52

It's all about the tip.

ohforfoxsake · 24/02/2016 22:28

Grapefruit. Apparently.

woodcabernet · 24/02/2016 22:32

Grapefruit? What's that?

ohforfoxsake · 24/02/2016 22:38

It's fellatio. Involving a grapefruit. There's a demonstration video. (Not involving an actual penis.) oh the noise! * It was on a thread on MN a whole ago.

*i have never done it. Not do I intend to.

ohforfoxsake · 24/02/2016 22:40

I didn't even know I knew how to do bold. How odd.

AnyFucker · 24/02/2016 22:42

I heard sandpaper applied judiciously to the frenulum drives 'em wild

woodcabernet · 24/02/2016 22:48

Grapefruit! not a bad idea but the noise is terrible

backonthebikeagain · 25/02/2016 16:57

The grapefruit clip is by far my favourite MN moment!!

LadyDeadpool · 25/02/2016 18:17

Noisy and messy, the more the better according to the men of reddit. Worked on DH.

UmbongoUnchained · 25/02/2016 18:28

That's the best video I've ever seen in my life.

AnyFucker · 25/02/2016 18:51

Fat burning huh ? Grin

eternalopt · 25/02/2016 19:00

"What's that noise mum? Are you watching a lizard on your phone?"

"Um. Something like that"

"Can I see?"

"Absolutely not"

AnyFucker · 25/02/2016 19:00
Grin
Mrsmorton · 25/02/2016 19:07

Holy fuck! Shock that should come with a warning! Oh dear. Blush

HandyWoman · 25/02/2016 19:16

Holy fuck.

Don't microwave it hahahahaha!

Haribomachtkinderfroh · 25/02/2016 19:41

I don't like grapefruit, could I use an orange?

AnyFucker · 25/02/2016 19:43

I tried a satsuma on my H

AnyFucker · 25/02/2016 19:43

arf

Thenightswatch · 25/02/2016 19:44

Satsuma Grin

wartynose · 25/02/2016 20:23

Is this a follow up from the 'how to change a duvet cover' thread?
The grapefruit shenanigans should surely take place over the kitchen sink? Hmm

RedMapleLeaf · 26/02/2016 20:26

Ha ha! That woman is fantastic.

I don't think that a penis beaker is going to be up to the job with this.

stayathomegardener · 26/02/2016 20:36

With the blindfold AF?

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