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Karma Sutra Advent Calendar

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Joycey29 · 05/12/2015 08:25

Just thought I'd spice up this month and have a bit of fun.

So who is up for a Karma Sutra Advent Calendar style thing

I know it's the fifth already but I was thinking that the first four might be easily covered by missionary, doggy, on top, shower ..

So I 'm contributing the 5th - The Fold!

Feel free to add your favourites to get us all to Christmas Eve! Grin

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JAPAB · 05/12/2015 14:54

Just a thought, but the first couple could have been the bases.

HelenaDove · 06/12/2015 02:25

That reminds me of More magazines position of the fortnight back in the 90s.

DadWasHere · 06/12/2015 04:08

Bend like a reed in the wind little brother, bend or be broken.

Joycey29 · 06/12/2015 09:39

Forgot about More - that was so funny

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DadWasHere · 06/12/2015 11:36

Haha, yea, as funny as the clueless guy who squeezes your boobs too hard and thinks the wince of pain on your face is ecstasy, but with the added excitement of a potential midnight dash to the hospital. Much of the complex Kama Sutra stuff works only with men on the shorter side.

cdtaylornats · 06/12/2015 22:22

The Kama Sutra is great until you get to the point of sourcing a bath full of mares milk.

DadWasHere · 07/12/2015 02:05

Mares Milk sounds hard but on the plus side if you complete 50% of the manoeuvres you may well qualify for an advanced education certificate in break dancing.

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