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First time Anal sex

76 replies

Chocolatecake105 · 21/10/2015 23:41

Help need all the advice I can get!

I've never done anal before and I'm up for trying it but It's likely to happen when I see him tomorrow!! I'm worried about him getting it in as he's not on the small side, I do have lube though!

Do I try and poo before??? Then should I bath/shower after that? I want to be clean!

Is this going to go horribly wrong and I'll end up shitting on his dick!?

Any helpful advice TIA

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 21/10/2015 23:42

I think it's quite wonderful what the sex topic has done for this parenting website.

Chocolatecake105 · 21/10/2015 23:44

I've posted in the sex topic and the title it quite clear! Don't read it if your going to be offended!

OP posts:
elephantoverthehill · 21/10/2015 23:44

Gosh he is a keeper, what a catch, lucky you.

QOD · 21/10/2015 23:45

The combination of you twos names is unintentionally brilliant

AnyFucker · 21/10/2015 23:46
Smile
BrandNewAndImproved · 21/10/2015 23:55

Try it at centre parks. Smile

Susieswinger · 21/10/2015 23:59

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Susieswinger · 22/10/2015 00:00

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/10/2015 02:01

QOD couldn't work out if you meant OP and AF or OP and elephant!

Works as a three-way too Grin

She is in the right topic, give the woman a break.

I just hope he's worrying about getting it right as much as you are OP.

Amazemedontbeacunt · 22/10/2015 02:31

Why is it likely to happen tomorrow if you aren't ready?

Chocolatecake105 · 22/10/2015 08:19

Thanks to those who have taken it seriously!

I am ready I just don't know what to expect! I do trust him so I know he'll listen and not just force it.

It's more, I don't know what to expect? Will it be messy? Hmm

OP posts:
penguinplease · 22/10/2015 09:55

Just take it slow and relax, plenty of lube.
I've never known it to be messy so I'm sure you'll be fine.

NotTodaySatan · 22/10/2015 09:59

Is there anything more desperately unsexy than having to slosh water up your poo pipe to ready it for a penis?

I don't think so.

Amazemedontbeacunt · 22/10/2015 10:04

It isn't messy. Just take it slowly and use lots of lube.

YakTriangle · 22/10/2015 10:04

Agreed NotToday. I do hope this is your own choice and not something you've been told that everybody else does because your partner has seen it in porn, OP.

LoveAGoodRummage · 22/10/2015 10:15

Be clean as you would usually be. No need for any extreme washing. It's not messy. Expect some pain. Fingers first, then penis. Use lube. Enjoy. If you don't like it, don't do it again.

MrsT2016 · 22/10/2015 10:46

If you find it's too painful you are allowed to stop it! You don't have to endure it just for someone else.
You will definitely need lots of lube. If you think you've used enough, use more!!

Branleuse · 22/10/2015 11:39

i think that you should stop worrying about it. Dont make it into an event. Its just another type of sex. If its all going well with normal sex tommorow then maybe try it. Dont bother douching. It wont help, can increase the risk of injuries, and tbh, if he cant handle the risk of seeing poo, then maybe hes not ready for anal.

You can stop any time, obviously

Branleuse · 22/10/2015 11:39

please DONT expect pain. If youre relaxed enough, it shouldnt hurt. If it hurts, stop

BackToTheCaveman · 22/10/2015 17:04

First time (few times) you should drive so to speak. Get on your knees and back onto your partner. Tell your partner not to move. Then you can penetrate as far and as fast as you feel comfortable.

I have never been a believer of fingers first, fingers to knob is too big a stretch Wink. If you do feel the need for a staged approach get some butt plugs to play with first. You can even wear them out and about as part of the build up.

LineyReborn · 22/10/2015 17:08

It'll be just like having the over-55 bowel screening enema.

BackToTheCaveman · 22/10/2015 17:32

Probably shouldn't say this but we have a friend who's an endoscopic nurse. She said they know when they have a patient who is "familiar" with anal entry (so to speak). Wink

BertrandRussell · 22/10/2015 17:37

If this is your idea and you suggested it, fine- you've had good advice on here. If it isn't your idea then think again. And again. And do it, if you do it, on your terms and when you want to.

BackToTheCaveman · 22/10/2015 17:46

Bertrand the op has already said she is up for trying, I've never done anal before and I'm up for trying

Would you have posted the same response if she was asking how to give better blowjobs?

penguinplease · 22/10/2015 17:50

Even if it wasn't her idea it's ok to suggest it, refuse to do it or be curious about trying it.
I don't understand why people post negative or silly answers to a genuine question on a sex topic board. If it's not your thing then don't comment!

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