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Penis size

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Broadbandbonanza · 03/10/2015 20:40

I thought we might put together our collective observations! Is there any way to tell penis size from the rest of a man's body? In my not extensive investigations I've found that length is broadly proportional to height and shoe size, but not found any indicator of girth. Obviously there have been exceptions to this...what say you?

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Nevergoingtolearn · 03/10/2015 21:29

I don't think there's any indication at all , I don't think the 'big hands, big cock' thing is true, have met men with big hands that have small penisis and meet with small hands with bigger ones, I don't think weight, height or shoe size has anything to do with it either. A shame as it would help whilst looking for a partner

UntilTheCowsComeHome · 04/10/2015 00:11

In my experience the more naturally muscled a bloke is, the bigger the cock.

By muscled I don't mean totally buff, just a firmness to their body IYSWIM. The 'soft' bodied blokes I've slept with have all been quite small.

howtorebuild · 04/10/2015 00:14

No shoe size, height, build and when relaxed do not indicate clock erect size. If your intimate then hands down pants and feel around if you want to know the size.

scatterthenuns · 04/10/2015 00:16

No. At uni I got into a weird fuck buddy relationship with a guy I didn't like very much. Rude, self entitled etc. Short and skinny. Whopping, big, fat cock.

ShowOfHands · 04/10/2015 00:18

I have very few observations to make about penises having only ever seen one of them close up.

I have noticed that testicles look remarkably like kinder egg insides suspended in a half-skinned rabbit if that helps at all.

OddlyLogical · 04/10/2015 16:18

Same as breast sizes - they vary enormously

Bellemere · 04/10/2015 16:20

I've always seemed to notice a bit of a correlation between thumbs and penises.

Madbengalmum · 04/10/2015 16:24

My friend once got rid of a boyfriend who was short and really skinny but had a massive cock, too big she dreaded sex.

My exh was quite a big bloke but thin small cock.

So you cant tell!

FriendofBill · 04/10/2015 16:28

Small stocky chap, size 6 shoe, big cock.

Over 6" guy, same big cock.

I think there are 'styles' ofcock. Not necessarily owt to do with body style.

SpaggyBollocks · 04/10/2015 16:28

I always thought Raphael Nadal had the physique of a well endowed man. just... something about his build.

I was telling a friend about this theory while we watched him playing Wimbledon one year, when the commentator said, "just look at that extraordinary length!" presumably of his serve but we both know the truth

dementedma · 04/10/2015 16:30

Best lover I had was the one with the smallest cock.
Just saying!

pocketsaviour · 04/10/2015 16:49

The only paralell I can draw is that the two guys I've slept with who were short and skinny (like under 5ft5ins and probably less than 9 stone) had small, skinny cocks.

However I've had guys of similar height but bigger build who've been packing much more.

I don't actually like big cocks, too painful during PIV and too difficult to deep throat, about 6" is my ideal.

LuluJakey1 · 04/10/2015 16:54

In my, not vast experience, there is some correlation between men's build and their cock size.

I have never been with a short skinny guy because I have never been attracted to one. But any medium height/build guy I have been with has not had a big cock - not a tiny one but not really big.

Biggest was a 6ft 2 broad build guy and he had a big cock- long and thick.

DH is about the same but his cock isn't quite as big - thank goodness- but it is still big.

I think build is a better guide than just height- broad shoulders, big hands etc. I don't know about tall and skinny because I haven't been with skinny men.

My friend had a small skinny husband and she said he was huge but only when he was hard, apart from that it was shrimpy.

Babycham1979 · 04/10/2015 20:19

Equally, you'd surely be able to tell the tightness of a woman's vagina by her external physical appearance, no?

I can't say I've seen many women who strike me as particularly 'tight' or 'loose'. Or am I completely missing the point!?

HoopsAlot · 04/10/2015 20:54

I don't think there is anyway to tell by anyone's physical attributes biggest girth/ average length iv had was the overall tiniest man iv ever met.

It doesn't matter tho its what they do with it best sex I ever had as mostly hands

DadWasHere · 04/10/2015 21:29

I don't think there's any indication at all sad

Length is shown by the size difference between the index finger and ring fingers. The closer they are in length to one another the shorter the mans penis, the bigger the difference the longer his penis.

www.webmd.com/men/news/20110705/study-penis-size-linked-to-length-of-fingers

thehypocritesoaf · 05/10/2015 08:20

By that measure, I have a very large penis

pl1999 · 05/10/2015 09:39

Babycham1979, quite, can any of the female respondents advise on which physical attributes correlate to the tightness of their vaginas?

I mean a big set of tits is quite easy to spot but does it relate in anyway to the former?

pocketsaviour · 05/10/2015 10:23

Well as most of us here are female and don't have regular relationships with women, we'd be asking you fellas to come up with your own research when it comes to fanny tightness.

Of course having had a child/children by vaginal birth would need to be taken into account as well.

Also the vagina can be tightened or loosened by other external forces (e.g. regular fisting; kegels), whereas a penis stays the same size once the owner has reached full physical growth.

Actually the easiest way is probably to sneak a look at her tampon drawer and see what size she uses.

DadWasHere · 05/10/2015 21:15

By that measure, I have a very large penis grin

Well, I thought the research was mumbo-jumbo, just bad science, but I am at the far end of the scale so I compared the difference between my fingers and other male friends. Not that I know how long their dicks are, obviously, but the probability of them being in the bell curve was statistically far higher than me. The observations changed my mind about the research being flawed, it seems to check out.

OutToGetYou · 06/10/2015 22:16

No, I've slept with loads of men and you really can't tell.

I've slept with quite a few really tall blokes with normal size cocks, a short bloke and an average bloke both with huge ones, a skinny short chap with a v long but skinny cock......there really is no correlation.

If anything, taller blokes cocks look smaller as they are not in proportion. But they are just normal.

LovelyFriend · 11/10/2015 12:21

Gay friends have told me the length from the wrist/hand joint to the end of the Middle finger is the best indicator of penis size. No idea about girth though.

BG2015 · 12/10/2015 17:43

I don't think you can tell by height, shoe size.

I think the most important thing is how hard they get. A smallish cock that gets really hard works fine.

ScrambledEggAndToast · 07/11/2015 09:10

Definitely not. I met a guy once and he was normal size, height etc. However, when he dropped his trousers, I almost laughed at the size of his winkle. It was so small it was practically inside him!! It wasn't very satisfying sex (and he made sex noises which isn't much of a turn on in a man)

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