I’m writing a lot of stuff down.
As a child I was in and out of hospital (having major surgery) a lot I missed around 3 years of secondary school.
During one of these periods the school tried to expel me for no attendance. This was the day I died in ITU for a few minutes, the school got a phone call to ask what was going on, lawyers set letters to scare them (it did) we had a grovelling apology a day later hand delivered to my hospital bed by the school (head master).
I really need to make a book out of all these things but most of them you could not believe