Sorry today I'm going to do some more me-railing. Still trying and failing to sort out an exemption.
I phoned up the number of the website that says the following:
"If you think you cannot receive the vaccine or test for a medical reason, your local vaccination centre or the COVID Status Helpline (0808 196 8565) can:
answer questions you may have
can advise on what arrangements may be put in place so you can be vaccinated or tested safely
If you've done this, and you cannot be vaccinated or tested for medical reasons, you'll receive a secure paper exemption certificate in the post, covering both vaccination and testing."
Guess what happens if you phone them? They very earnestly take ages trying to find out for you, they put you on hold and talk to team leaders, they do their best, but they actually can't help. There's no process. It doesn't actually exist.
Nor could my GP find anything, again not for want of trying.
I suppose I could go round to my actual nearest vaccination centre as my next port of call per the guidance but I mean... really?!
I'm fucking angry. Every time Sturgeon stands up and blathers about the "unless exempt" she's lying and she knows it. Hence why I can't get particularly worked up about Johnson's shenanigans.