Sigh.
DH's midlife crisis includes boat, speed boats, bloody noisy expensive things.
So, last year he bought a half share in a new boat, v lovely expensive thing, with a friend. They now want to sell.
I don't want to spend ever more money the other half of our boat, dammit!!
So, anybody here in the market for half a boat?!
No, thought not 
Fecking hell.