Loud neighbours

[Ladyflip]

Bloody rook has been shouting outside my bedroom window since 4.45am. I swear I'd shoot it if I could be arsed to get out of bed. Why do they have to be so loud?

We have a whole rookery outside in the trees. They used to wake me up too. I don't notice it now.
I thought this thread was going to be about me and my noisy son. Phew!!

Bastard pigeons and magpies here. Noisy feckers.

Squawking chickens

they are tap-dancing on the roof here, as well as squawking! they do it just long enough to wake me up at silly o clock and then disappear. Gnash.

to whom do I complain?