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Why are bum sex threads reserved for Friday nights only? [confused]

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Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 16:24

?

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Malificence · 04/07/2010 16:29

'Cos Friday night is bumsex night, apparently. (I have no idea why).

Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 16:30

cos most of the miserbale feckers that moan and pull bum faces at the mention of bum luvvin are all tucked up in bed with their jackie collins and hair net.

Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 16:35

Is it because most of us have had copious amounts of alcohol a little bit to drink on Friday nights so inhibitions are loosened, if you will?

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ReasonableDoubt · 04/07/2010 16:38

Nah. My theory is that the bumsex-ers are really vanilla. They only have sex on Saturdays, so have to work up to it for 24 hours with 'naughty' talk on a parenting internet site in order to get i the mood.

Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 16:52

So is posting a bum sex thread on any other night really bad MN form?

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ReasonableDoubt · 04/07/2010 16:54

It will get a lot of 'is it Friday? ' responses...

Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 16:57

Ok but why? Is it just something that's developed into a custom?

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ReasonableDoubt · 04/07/2010 17:00

No idea!@Jacksmama

It is has been thus ever since I joined MN 7 years ago

Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 17:00

i think some of the people that say "is it friday yet" are the ones that are vanilla and the idea of sex other than at the weekend botheres them.

why? what do you want to know about arse action Jacksmama

Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 17:05

Me? Nothing that I haven't already read on the "Bum Sex and Wind" thread - highly educational if I were so inclined... which I am not and besides, bum damage from Jackbaby's delivery precludes that sort of thing anyway, what a shame

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EricNorthmansmistress · 04/07/2010 17:36

I think there are a fair few types who have to have a few glasses of wine, them namechange, to get up the courage to ask about bumsex, hence the friday night tradition. Me, I'm happy to discuss it with you at any hour of the day

Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 17:42

Ok then, if I have any questions I know whom to ask!

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Jenjens · 04/07/2010 17:45

I never knew it was such a regular thing until I started browsing here - my OH has never asked at all! Which now almost makes me feel weird?

Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 17:45

well i thought i'd be discreet and namechange. you saw how well that went.

now everyone knows that we went for it so no point being coy.

AnyFucker · 04/07/2010 17:53

I remember that thread, giga

It was hilarious

EcoMouse · 04/07/2010 17:53

Mock disgust has always been an intrinsic part of MN humour

Once upon a time there was much debate about inappropriate thread titles popping up when youngsters might happen to glance over the shoulder of their mother.

Hence 'norty talk' came to inhabit the relatively child free zone of friday evenings.

Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 17:56

Gigantaur, were you fattiemum? I read that thread this morning, the Bum Sex and Wind thread linked to it. It was awesome

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Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 17:56

EcoMouse - that makes sense, thanks!

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Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 17:57

it was one of my incarnations yes.

Jacksmama · 04/07/2010 18:00
Grin
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