having a fantastic affair

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i just know i am going to get flamed for this, but...i am married with 3 children and having a torrid affair. the sex is fantastic, he makes me feel so special and i cant get enough of him
i went supermarket shopping last night but i was with my lover really
what d o i do...leave boring hubby or stay for sake of kids

good lord - I feel 100 years old

While at the supermarket did you get your meat and two veg?

No, please don't answer that...no no.

you are getting this all wrong.
i am not having an affair...my hubby just thinks i am
the other morning i came downstairs and found him rifling through my handbag
the day before i saw him reading mumsnet messages on his pc....i dont use family pc anymore just my laptop
somehow... and i dont know how, he is following my posts on mumsnet....thats why i posted this...if he sees it he will confront me, ergo i will know he has been reading my stuff

There's nothing more irritating than being suspected of something when you are totally innocent

See, I think the only solution is for you to have a RL affair.

um Singing,what do you mean about them earning more money?? It seems like the perfect work from home solution! Do they provide the booze?!!

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HTH

i dont want a real affair

Here we have an op posting - presumably - for advice, and simply not listening.

Just get on with it. No more of this fingers-in-ears-la-la-i'm-not-listening schtick. Do you have milk delivered? If so milkman might be your first opportunity. Make the most of it.

I wouldn't meet my lover in the supermarket if I were you, there are better places for illicit sex!!

Sweetheart, if he's stalking you why don't you just call him out on it? Anyway, he's not going to think you're having an affair now you've posted that you're not.

You said in another thread that you put a keylogger on your PC, so that'll be why DH knows what you're posting ...