What was the last lie you told?

[CelticBanshee]

I just got off the phone from OH, told him that the kids are a nightmare today, whining and moaning for nothing..

They're not, they're great, I just didn't want to say I've been sitting browsing the net for hours and plan to continue doing so!

(He'll think the kids took up all of my time today, if you didn't get that)

So, what's the last lie you told?

"It doesn't matter" ...when it did.

ee just this minute
oh the shame

excuse for not going to orchestra last night...

"Yes, I'm fine thanks"

When I am not - I am pissed off and unhappy

Of course I'm not pregnant. To my Mum (twice). DH has banned me from telling anyone until after the scan...it's killng me!

"oh I'd love too, but DH is working this weekend, hope you all have a great time!"

Hope it gets better PrettyFeckinV

That I had a 30 minute swim this morning at the gym- just showered and had a coffee.

Thanks floopy just things getting on top of me and not in a good way!

"No dd, I don't know who ate your last fudge"

"i haven't got any money saved to pay the settlement on my car, i borrowed it from my mum" - said to gambling ex who asked for loan of money this PM.

"No kids, the music is playing on the ice cream van, that means they've sold out."

Can't remember.

This afternoon "no, of course Ive never looked for you on facebook" dont ask.