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So..... what do you call your ex?

31 replies

purpleduck · 27/05/2010 22:13

This is directed mainly to people who have an amicable break-up, so no saying "c*unt or "twat" please

"Ex" sounds like he's been eliminated in some sort oF semi final event.... "Children's dad" sounds a bit clinical ..."co-parent?" Yuk!
So is there a good term? I've been racking my brain!!!

OP posts:
mehdismummy · 29/05/2010 11:05

daddy to ds. and to others childsname daddy

starshaker · 29/05/2010 11:10

Mr Happy Pants cos he really isnt

CrankyTwanky · 29/05/2010 23:55

Simon.

Even by his DD.

melondrama · 30/05/2010 00:48

woodhole, wankoid, dickwipe...

toccatanfudge · 30/05/2010 01:02

a twatface......

MissPopOff · 31/05/2010 08:22

He is Wanky Wankstain on my mobile only because he had a serious addiction to porn. Daddy to DD, "it" to everyone else, as I don't have contact with any of his friends. Sort of amicable, but as it supposed to be his weekend with DD and he decides to fly of to Spain with his gf, he is Wanky Boy for now.

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