anyone else enjoy sex on here?

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just had talk with dh about this.Out of all my R.L friends it would seem that me and one other friend enjoy lots of sex.Lots of other friends don't do it unless they have too or to please their man.
Are there any other women that do it purely because they can't get enough?
how often do you think about it during the day?
I know i am gonna regret asking this

jusy drunk a bottle of wine before asking

surely?

trip trap

I never enjoy sex on mumsnet

whats a bloody trip trap

They're saying you're a troll.

oooooooh yes I love sex and think about it allllll the time especially i love chatting on the internet with men about it

i just cant get enought I love it me

yes i am a sixteen year old nutter sitting in a cafe.Yes i remember the trip trap incident

mmmmmmmmmmm sixteen

I thin I love you

i like it with an extra large waitrose cucumber

not the organic one they are a bit skinny

yes with not much give

although the organic carrots are sometmes big enough

and in fact rather warty looking too

mmmmmmmm warty

personally I don't mind warty but the ocado man always gives me funny "knowing" looks

does he wink while stroking your cucumber?

plese tell me to go away dh has gone to bed in a huff and I have to pack tomoz

go and pack

yes he does wink

pmsl

you should see his face when he gets the garlic french stick out

no no no, apparently the aussie delivery boys from MIs box (ha ha)scheme are delicious!

I also use the aussie boys 'box' scheme.

They deliver me fresh cucumbers every week

i was being serious you lot.i take it that i have some bloody boring mates then? note to self: must shop with ocardo

It's Ocado but yes, you must!

ooh yes you must

best delivery person action