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For those of us not getting any

52 replies

needabonk · 06/04/2010 14:33

Name changed having just read the 'what do you do with the mess after sex' thread and ARRRRRGGHHHH I am soooo jealous!

I want sweaty, slidy sex!

I want the 'bother' of what to do with the goo. Panty pad? Fuck that, I'd happily swap my boring clean sheets for sleeping in the stickiness and feeling like I'd been thoroughly ravaged.

God I need a good bonk. And I know who I want it with too, (not DH, absolutely nothing going on there) but that's a whole other thread...

Trouble is, I am like a dog on heat. Any male with a pulse I'm seeing as potential shag material. I've tried sweaty workouts at the gym. I've tried fun on my own and I know I need a vibrator but what the fuck else can I do to calm my hormones down? And don't suggest sex with DH. I just do NOT want to.

Gagging for it and deeply jealous of you lot on that other thread!

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needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:15

Am I the only one here not getting any?

I feel even more tragic. And

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BunnyLebowski · 06/04/2010 15:18

Erm why are you in a marriage with someone who so obviously repulses you??

fortyplus · 06/04/2010 15:22

Why are you still with your not-so-dH? You need to separate. How old are you?

Slartybartfast · 06/04/2010 15:23

get a vibrator then.
or a fuckbuddy,
leave your dh and be free

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:24

As I said that's a whole other thread. And I didn't start this for a lecture.

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BunnyLebowski · 06/04/2010 15:26

Well woman up and sort your life out then. Either work things out with your DH or split and go get some with somebody else.

Lusting after strangers whilst having a dysfunctional relationship at home is not healthy.

Till then buy a rampant rabbit.

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:26

Christ all I said was a want a bonk.

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Slartybartfast · 06/04/2010 15:27

or a cold shower?

WhenwillIfeelnormal · 06/04/2010 15:27

So what do you want from posters?

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:27

fortyplus, what has my age got to do with anything?

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Slartybartfast · 06/04/2010 15:27

you can probalby get mailorder vibrators.
go girl

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:28

A bit of empathy, but it seems I am the only one stuck in a sexless marriage but unable to leave. Congrats to all the rest of you.

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ineedabodytransplant · 06/04/2010 15:29

needabonk,

I know exactly how you feel. Unfortunately, writing it here is totally different to how things happen in RL.

After 8 years I just want to do the deed as it were before I forget what to do...

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:29

Thanks slarty. At last, some kinship!

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Slartybartfast · 06/04/2010 15:29

ride a bike?

Kiwinyc · 06/04/2010 15:30

I know how you feel sometimes needabonk.

How about getting a lover? ;)

ineedabodytransplant · 06/04/2010 15:30

Needabonk,

no you aren't the only one in that kind of marriage. I know others will come along saying get out, but it isn't always that simple, is it?

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:30

Eight years??? Ouuuch, poor you ineedabodytransplant. Don't you just wish you had the messy sex dilemma once in a while? Lucky buggers.

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vidia · 06/04/2010 15:32

you're not the only one OP

my DH won't have sex with me because he "loves his mistress"!

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:33

Oh thank the lord it's not just me. I thought I was about to be flamed for having needs and hormones then. A lover. Hmmm. Nice thought (and as I said I know just who) but as ineedabodytransplant wisely said, RL doesn't work like that.

Ride a bike . I like that.

Or the spin cycle on the washing machine

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ineedabodytransplant · 06/04/2010 15:33

clean, messy I don't care!!!!

needabonk · 06/04/2010 15:34

vidia!!!!!!

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nowwhatdoido · 06/04/2010 15:36

I'm in a sexless marriage too. I will leave one day, but it's not that simple, is it? Can't say I'm absolutely gagging for it, but it's only been six months.

farmerjones · 06/04/2010 15:36

i know how you feel. wish i didnt.but at least, my feeling like that is well in the past.
close your eyes, dream of edward cullen, and just do the deed with your dh. settling for what you can get, isnt so bad. not getting any is far far worse.

also, lol, go to the annsummers website. some really lovely toys there.

Malificence · 06/04/2010 15:39

ineed - you genuinely have me puzzled, you always post about your 8 year sex drought yet you never actually post anything else about your wife/marriage or ask how you might possibly go about resolving the situation.

What would your wife say if you looked her in the eye and said " I would like to have sex with you again, we're missing out on so much by not having any intimacy, don't you feel the same way? " .

Have you never sat her down and asked her?

OP, if you don't want sex with your H - isn't it about time you ended the marriage?