To me,
Happy non-anniversary.
Congratulations on getting to your (would-be) 18th wedding anniversary and being single.
Here's to the next 18 years being free from all abusive controlling and manipulative behaviours!
Lots of love,
Me
So; just had to write that and see it in print to counter balance the arrival of the huge interflora delivery from my ex.
It's all mind games, but my mind is still intact and oh so clear.
It will take more then a dozen bleedin' roses to make me crumble