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DH always goes OTT

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PokemeSidewards · 19/02/2010 15:18

DH has recently got quite into healthy living and borrowed a few books from the library such as yoga for beginners and feng shui as well as a few books on well being and diet.

In one book he read that drinking 30 cups of green tea in one day is good for you so he drinks 30 cups before work. He had to drink them so fast the other day he was sick all over the kitchen. He was then concerned that the goodness had come away from him so he drank 30 more and made himself quite ill.

The feng shui is becomming tiresome. He has now turned the TV around so it is facing north but as we can't move the sockets or arial wire, he's had to have the TV facing the window so it has its back to the room. Very silly, now nobody can watch it.

He also read that its good for your body to go to sleep at exactly the same time every night. So from 9.30pm he sits there watching the clock and as soon as it ticks onto 10pm he dives off the sofa, hot chocolate flies everywhere, runs upstairs, dives into bed and makes snoring noises. I know he's not actually asleep but he thinks that by pretending to be it was still work the same.

Why do men always have to take things too far?

OP posts:
traumaqueen · 19/02/2010 15:19

How old is he?

Anniegetyourgun · 19/02/2010 15:19
Biscuit
LowLevelWhingeing · 19/02/2010 15:19

Really??

LowLevelWhingeing · 19/02/2010 15:20

There's a lot of biscuits being dished out around here at the moment.

BitOfFun · 19/02/2010 15:22

You don't sound very supportive of his lifestyle choices- perhaps you could suggest he takes a flask to work? TV is bad for you anyway- everyone on MN knows that.

Malificence · 19/02/2010 15:39

Shag him senseless, then he won't have the energy to be an annoying twunt .

BTW, I'm assuming this is a joke post, otherwise he's in need of a padded cell.

Anniegetyourgun · 19/02/2010 15:39

A waterproof padded cell.

prettywhiteguitar · 19/02/2010 15:41

i love the tv

2010Dad · 19/02/2010 18:27

This has got to be a joke!

Unlikelyamazonian · 19/02/2010 19:28

flies everywhere?

he sounds dead to me

cathcat · 19/02/2010 19:34

ROFL
I hope this is not real, it is too funny. 30 cups of tea? Does he line them up in different shades, like the Twinings advert?

devilsadvocaat · 19/02/2010 19:44

hey... poke me sideways... interesting name:

there was a troll a while back who claimed that was his sexual technique. gah can't quite remember the story tho.

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