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Dirty talking.......

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sexmad · 14/02/2010 20:20

sorry I know it's not Friday, but I need to know how one goes about dirty talking.

Have been asked, was encouraged, but it's one thing i'm not sure on how to do but I know he likes it.

it went.....

him..... do you like doing that....(was licking places)
me.... mmmmm..... yea....
him..... why do you like it......
me..... cos it's wrong.....

and well as you can see i'm not good at all at talking slutty am good with actions thou

HELP!

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Bobbiewickham · 14/02/2010 20:26

I'm great at this!

Doesn't sound much wrong with what you said...perhaps you could have elaborated a bit...

"because it's wrong, and because I like to see you down there, eating pussy and loving it, you dirty...blah blah blah"

I mean, I wouldn't have said "wrong", but each to their own.

Graphic descriptions of what's going on, how it feels and what you'd like next always work. And don't be afraid to call a cock a cock.

HTH!

sexmad · 14/02/2010 20:30

thanks, I have said that,

to elaborate.

him... why is it wrong....
me..... cos it tastes good
him... do you like licking my dirty ass

so inexperienced at dirty talking.

what do you mean by graphic descriptions etc?

(were rimming) - god i'm so glad for name changes

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Bobbiewickham · 14/02/2010 20:31

Dirty ass ??

You'll get ecoli!

I think I'll bow out now and wait for Mal to turn up...

sexmad · 14/02/2010 20:34

oh no no sorry it wasn't physically dirty (EWWW) it was clean, but was just the word iycwim.

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Malificence · 14/02/2010 20:43

Someone say Mal?

Nowt wrong with a bit of rimming, as long as it's me being done

I'm useless at talking dirty, we somehow manage to have utterly filthy sex without saying a word mostly.

I just usually say I'm a dirty little slut and need to be punished.

Sex in the pitch dark, without saying a word can be really hot .

sexmad · 14/02/2010 20:46

ok HELP! I can be kinky, I can do most things and enjoy most things, we both LOVE pushing the boundaries, but define filthy for me - what sorts of things are you thinking?

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Bobbiewickham · 14/02/2010 20:46

Phew, that's all right then!

Just go with a running commentary, tell him he's a bad boy, tell him how huge he is, how you're loving it, etc.

Once you get going it's easy. You'll get over the embarrassment factor when you see the effect it's having.

Bobbiewickham · 14/02/2010 20:47

Are you getting off on this, sexmad?

You're not a fourteen year old boy are you?

sexmad · 14/02/2010 20:50

good god no, I wish I was - my imagination would be good. lol.

I have an alter ego for sex threads. as SIL uses the boards.

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Bobbiewickham · 14/02/2010 20:51

Just keep it simple.

sexmad · 16/02/2010 19:34

simple? as in.....

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cluckyduck · 16/02/2010 19:42

'oh you've got such a big ..... Hard ..... Beautiful cock,

simple yet effective.

sexmad · 16/02/2010 19:54

ok, I have no issue with rimming but do with saying big hard cock and not wanting to laugh, how do you get over the silly element of it?

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cluckyduck · 16/02/2010 19:58

Get drunk? I mean it does make losing your inhibitions easier.

Although if you're really this uncomfortable with it all then why are you doing it?

sexmad · 16/02/2010 20:00

tbh once I get going i'll be fine it's just starting off.

bottle of wine I think then. hmm....

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