So now you know...a truly informative read!

[Flightattendant]

This is hysterical. Especially the cowboy bit and adjusting of the hairs.

'Want to know whether a guy is flirting with you or serious about you; get tuned to his body language. Yes his body language which plays an important role in telling you what a person thinks about you his eyes, the way he talk, gives you signals are reliable means of knowing what a person thinks about you from inside. Eyes are mirror of a person's heart and they tell the truth inside your heart. That is why they play an important role in communicating two people. The facial expressions of a guy tell you about his love.

There are several signals which show whether he is interested in you or not, some of them are as follows:

1. If a guy is attracted towards you he raises his eyebrows and as you will see towards him he will start looking here and there. He stares at you and give a surprised expression.

1. He will try to move out from the crowd to grab your attention for this he may give throng movements or gestures, he may move apart from his friends and change his position

1. If you are very beautiful, lips of guy will automatically get apart for few seconds along with slightly opened nostrils

1. The guy interested in you will try to impress you by standing in cow boy style with tilted head and also rubs his chin, cheeks; he may smooth his hairs to make them more attractive

1. Adjustment of socks shows his 100%interest in you and it is the biggest preening signal

1. He will try to have a conversation with you even if you don't want and simultaneously ask your name

1. He may laugh loudly or clap to grab your attention

WHEN A GUY IS FLIRTING

You yourself will come to know when a guy is flirting with you if you don't know him but he brings flowers for you and is desperate to talk you ,when he do everything you like and want to make you smile. He speaks good things about you that means he is flirting'

Good, eh?

I'm just off out to look for a guy standing like a cowboy, adjusting his socks while tilting his head, looking here & there with raised eyebrows and laughing loudly. When I spot him, he's mine!

Nobody else would have him.
Nice one, Flightattendant

I am [confused}. Where is the funny bit???

Where on earth did you find that little nugget!?

It's the one clapping loudly you have to watch

Sorry Fab it just makes one heck of a mental picture when you add all the things together!

I was scouring the interweb for signs that a man loves you

Adjusting his socks? Only if he's got them stuffed down the front of his trousers...

It's like Borat

He will try to move out from the crowd to grab your attention for this he may give throng movements

What's a "throng" movement then?

yes, what is a throng movement?

I am sure it must be fairly dramatic.

On what planet is adjustment of socks the 'biggest preening signal'?

Where's it from?

Its the flairing nostrils, is that like a horse?