Mine was when I was 16 I was with my first ever boyfriend, Charlie and we had only just started making love and I had only just lost my virginity to him and so the sex was great and he lived in London but occasionally came up north to Manchester on business and so we would go and stay in a hotel. This one time he had suggesting using a cucumber and I thought, great! and agreed. We met outside the hotel, Charlie put the cucumber inside his coat and we was very happy and excited to see each other and so went inside to book into our room and the cucumber fell out of his coat and onto the floor infront of all the reception staff and some guests and on cctv probably as well!!! It was sooo embarrasing I could've died!