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Swinging neighbours

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:15

We joined our local swinging community just recently. We feel committed enough to have planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a marker.

We are new to the local swingers community and were getting to know some close neighbours really well. Last night the woman of the couple did golden showers all over my husband in front of some other neighbours. He got his coat. And I followed him a couple of hours later.

This wasn't what we signed up for and I feel she's taking the piss. What do you think we should do? How should we handle this situation? Our children go to the same primary school.

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SixtyFootDoll · 30/12/2009 22:16

PMSL!!!

Beauregard · 30/12/2009 22:17

rofl

Matchingcardiganandtop · 30/12/2009 22:18

Did they get you a Christmas present though?

jenk1lovesSW · 30/12/2009 22:19

lmao hahahahaha

Matchingcardiganandtop · 30/12/2009 22:20

Is this a a thread about a thread?

JustAnotherManicMummy · 30/12/2009 22:20

snort

TheBrandyButterflyEffect · 30/12/2009 22:21

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:25

We were told it was furry handcuffs and falvoured condoms; good clean fun. I can't believe the filth and depravity of people we've lived next door to for years.

The cul de sac should be warned but how would I go about warning them, without dobbing us in?

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JustAnotherManicMummy · 30/12/2009 22:38

I'd run it up the flag pole at the next Neighbourhood watch/Residents association meeting. So to speak.

Original poster
Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:39
Shock
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loopylou6 · 30/12/2009 22:40

Id piss all over the woman

CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 22:41

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:44

Loopylou - My husband keeps saying we are in the shit, but strictly speaking that is incorrect.

I think I might have post traumatic stress disorder. Every time the weather comes on the telly and they mention showers, I start to sob.

Might I have a legal case against her?

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mrsboogie · 30/12/2009 22:46

is this shiney at it again??

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:49

I didn't know her nickname was shiney? She is known locally as April which isn't in fact her name. Her name is Susan.

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CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 22:49

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:50

MrsBoogie - has she taken advantage of your husband's naked torso before her by urinating all over him?

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CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 22:52

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SolidGoldpiginablanket · 30/12/2009 22:53

Just take a digital camera to the next bash and dob them in to the News Of The World. And then think about getting a life.

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:56

SolidGold - Well that's a marvellous idea.... in theory. BUT my husband is a man of honour. He feels honour bound to attend the next meeting, and the next. Because he's a man of his word. And not to quote him "because he particularly enjoyed being urinated over".

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InMyLittleHead · 30/12/2009 22:57

lol at 'taking the piss'

CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 22:58

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ilovemydogandmrobama · 30/12/2009 22:59

Do swingers do planted grass? Thought it was keys in punch bowls?

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 23:01

Punch bowls are so 1980. Keys now get sploshed in 18th century potties, full of the hostess's urine.

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CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 23:02

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