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Swinging neighbours

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 22:15

We joined our local swinging community just recently. We feel committed enough to have planted Pampas Grass in the front garden as a marker.

We are new to the local swingers community and were getting to know some close neighbours really well. Last night the woman of the couple did golden showers all over my husband in front of some other neighbours. He got his coat. And I followed him a couple of hours later.

This wasn't what we signed up for and I feel she's taking the piss. What do you think we should do? How should we handle this situation? Our children go to the same primary school.

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 23:03

I'm not sure about the fungal infection. How would I check for that? Is it something I could expect neighbourhood watch to pick up on? THeir brief does seem very wide.

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loopylou6 · 30/12/2009 23:05

RHUBARB

BooHooo · 30/12/2009 23:05

how lovely

CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 23:06

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 23:07

Cantuiccini - You seem very well informed.

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CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 23:16

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CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 23:18

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chubbasmum · 30/12/2009 23:23

im confused and enlightend at the same time i thought i knew all the naughty things that happen out there but boy was i wrong yes im in my mid thirties

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 23:23

DH is on the neighbourhood watch committee and him and the NWatch secreary have gone out to check the cctv cameras. Apparently it will be a long and laborious process and I shouldn't wait up.

Poor thing.

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CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 23:24

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 23:25

Ah. Are you VS?

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jaquelinehydeThePresents · 30/12/2009 23:32

Hhhm I would count yourself lucky that they didn't pull two girls and a cup on you. Now that would have been unacceptable

CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 23:34

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SimpleAsABC · 30/12/2009 23:36

Is this a thread about a thread?

Because it is I don't get it because I haven't been on all night!??

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 23:42

THis is certainly not a thread about a thread. It is not a piss take. It is a genuine cry for help/advice from the Mumsnet swinger community which is larger than their Boden wearing community, apparently.

Yes, I stayed for an hour or two. I was admiring a neighbours drawers which inevitebly progressed on to discussing her recent experience of taking her drawers up the aisle in Ikea.

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TDiddy · 30/12/2009 23:49

great stuff

SimpleAsABC · 30/12/2009 23:51

I am mucho confused!

CantucciniVS · 30/12/2009 23:53

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JaneS · 30/12/2009 23:54

If horticultural accidents are messing up your sex life, could I suggest you buy a nice rubber plant?

hf128219 · 30/12/2009 23:55

Do they have a Visitors' Book?

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Sheet · 30/12/2009 23:59

I'm not sure my friend was erecting her furniture in Ikea. She was just having her drawers taken up the aise in Ikea, by her husband. I think her husband found it exhausting and kept threatening to dump his trolley load there and then and to walk out. And a friend of hers apparently got to the same stage and lost interest in checking out.

Thank goodness for meatballs in the caff afterwards.

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Sheet · 31/12/2009 00:01

aise aisle

I must go to bed. DP is wondering why I'm giggling.

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hf128219 · 31/12/2009 00:01

Don't tell me he unloaded in Ikea?

CantucciniVS · 31/12/2009 00:05

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VicarInaTinselTuTu · 31/12/2009 00:10

though i once had to have my husbands trolley unloaded in B&Q when his wheels dropped.

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