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Vibrator pressie - Help how do I use it?

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Irishchic · 27/12/2009 13:28

My friend gave me a pressie of a vibrator for Christmas. Its basically a vibrating penis shaped rubbery thing. I've never used one of these things before and am embarrassed to admit I am not too sure what to do with it. Do you insert it, or just sort of rub it around the ahem clitoral area?

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Malificence · 27/12/2009 13:34

Use it in whichever way feels the best for you!

SimpleAsABC · 27/12/2009 13:36

Surely this is a windup?!

FabioTwitterCat · 27/12/2009 13:38

A wind up?

Surely a battery powered one is more reliable?

Stick it in your ear.

Catoutofthebag · 27/12/2009 14:35

rofl fabio

I think they are good for stirring juices?

like Making Gravy?

or gandering the Goose ?

have no idea though as I have tried using a Rabbit and they fight like hell. bastard rabbits are hopeless

Irishchic · 27/12/2009 22:04

This is not a wind up - why should it be a wind up?? Helpful answers please...

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whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2009 22:06

I think what you have there is a variation on a Joni's butterfly. It is designed to be held against the clitoris.

Although it can be more usefully be used to ensure wobbly jellies at children's parties (just pop a doily over it to prevent awkward questions)

SolidGoldpiginablanket · 27/12/2009 22:07

Either way is fine. Basically, get some time to yourself, think some naughty thoughts, switch it on and just play around to see what feels nice.

AllThreeWays · 27/12/2009 22:14

Yep....what Solid said.

Just play around with it, do what you want with it, either is fine.

One word of warning though (even though it isn't friday ) They aren't for insertion in the back passage, as they can get lost in there!!

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