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IS 'PHONE SEX BAD OUTSIDE A FORMAL RELATIONSHIP

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lighters · 22/10/2009 18:59

...after all, you don't have to dress up or make a herculean effort! No changing of bed linen, swapping of bodily fluids and all for minimal guilt!

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MacaroonIncident · 22/10/2009 19:00

lighters only posts pervy requests i see

lighters · 22/10/2009 19:05

U got me banged to rights, Guv! But am being emotionally honest here, if not particularly endearing!

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MacaroonIncident · 22/10/2009 19:10

your post on the other thread abotu wanting a "yummy mummy" to piss on you?
its not the place

lighters · 22/10/2009 19:17

Perhaps you're right. How disappointing, though! I suspect I'm slightly submissive and I'm more intrigued than anything else. But my enquiry is sincerely meant - after all, how else does one 'hook - up' with those of a like-minded psyche?

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SolidGhoulBrass · 22/10/2009 20:02

Why don't you use a suitable site's contact forums or personal ads? If you want swinging, try here, for kinky stuff try this lot.
NB the rest of you, if you click on the links you won't go straight to a picture of a big jizzing cock or anything, but they are adult sites, so proceed with caution and at your own risk.

lighters · 22/10/2009 20:06

Thanks solid. Im a bit wary of some sites in the same manner (ostensibly) single guys are wary of "single males" Have had a few happy experiences in some 'naturist' clubs in london, though...

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SprocketAndTubbs · 22/10/2009 20:07

Lighters

A contact for you.

phone sex

HTH

Sprocket x

lighters · 22/10/2009 20:08

ps solid: weent to first ever BDSM club last month. WAY TOO SCARY...!

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SolidGhoulBrass · 22/10/2009 21:30

Lighters: Well, you will have more luck finding playmates in either a club or via an actualy adult site than you will here.
Though you may end up having more fun on MN you need to be aware that a thread which starts off about sex will often divert abruptly into a squabble about footwear or wallpaper and then someone might offer you a sausage roll. There will not be any erotic overtones to this offer.

lighters · 22/10/2009 21:35

i AM having (serious, laugh with us, not at us) fun here.

Now about wee-wee sex again...

Hey, hold on. Pork or beef filling sausage roll?

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