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I am Sure that MN is better than google - you just need to prove me right...So what do you ladies "do" for your man in the bedroom. Men what do you like your ladies to do?

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CrapInTheBedroom · 31/08/2009 20:11

So...bit od a hideously long story but DP has told me to use google to come up with some inspiration to improve to pleasure that I give him in the bedroom - especially foreplay.

So...I could google...or I could ask you...and I know that you are a million times better than google. So what REALLY does it for you/r man?

I am apparently very good at a (basic) handjob...but I guess I could probaby do better.

I dislike giving oral, so don't do it very often and DP understands this.

So what else is there. Can I tart up the hand job and add some proverbial bells and whistles?

Any suggestions gratefully received.

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Cluckadoodledoo · 04/09/2009 18:00

Ginger it is called figging! Gives a tingle apparently then progresses to a slow burn!Not that I have tried it, I don't like pain

You carve a large piece of ginger into a finger shape, apply lube insert and then tell him you found it on google. It is there see

scroobiuspirate · 04/09/2009 18:05

when i used to have a dp, i used to do the ironing in the bedroom.

he used to enjoy me doing the ironing in the bedroom, especially when i used to fold and colour match his socks up.

candyfluff · 04/09/2009 20:04

vicks

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