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sex

14 replies

katehope · 21/05/2009 15:43

i want to instigate sex with my husband but dont know how. any ideas please?

OP posts:
SomeGuy · 21/05/2009 16:02

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

SimpleAsABC · 21/05/2009 16:03

lol @ someguy

Lulumama · 21/05/2009 16:04

???

katehope · 22/05/2009 19:40

no i meant how can i instigate sex? i have tried touching his penis but he just said ' is that ur way of instigating'

i want to know ways i can imply sex.

OP posts:
girlandboy · 22/05/2009 19:41
Hmm
AnyFucker · 22/05/2009 19:43

weirdo

Majikthise · 22/05/2009 19:44

am i mising something here??

MarlaSinger · 22/05/2009 19:46

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Majikthise · 22/05/2009 19:46

Why all the faces

mrsruffallo · 22/05/2009 19:47

Give him extra spuds

Goober · 22/05/2009 19:47

Haven't you figured that out yet?

Goober · 22/05/2009 19:48

@ Mrs R.

mrsdisorganised · 22/05/2009 19:50

Oh dear!

Majikthise · 22/05/2009 19:51

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let me in on the joke

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