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Following on from the BJ thread...

30 replies

CherryChoc · 08/05/2009 14:09

What does a man's cum taste like to you?

Genuinely curious here because people have such different opinions on spitting/swallowing/using things to disguise the taste.

OP posts:
aseriouslyblondemoment · 08/05/2009 14:30

depends on the man

stripeypineapple · 08/05/2009 14:39

It tastes a bit bleachy sometimes. It sort of has it's very own flavour

If you do your best not to breathe through your nose whilst it's in your mouth then you don't have to taste it too much. You can breathe through your mouth and let him see it in there before swallowing.

I always swallow, not because I particularly like it but out of politeness. If my DP came up from fanjoland coughing and spluttering, looking for somewhere to spit and something to drink to take the taste away I'd be really offended, why would he feel differently?

PacificDogwood · 08/05/2009 14:40

Nutty. And a bit salty.

poshwellies · 08/05/2009 15:02

Urmm....tangy

wonderif · 08/05/2009 15:16

salty.

BrokenFlipFlop · 08/05/2009 15:49

tangy, sweet (sometimes), like olives, ... depends what he's been scoffing.

Lizzylou · 08/05/2009 15:50

DH, sweet

Deemented · 08/05/2009 15:59

Salty, though depends on whats been eaten in the previous day or two.

lilolilmanchester · 08/05/2009 16:11

like oysters

sweetkitty · 08/05/2009 16:12

It's not the taste it's the consistency and the fact it's at body temperature that makes me boak.

sayithowitis · 08/05/2009 16:21

I agree sweetkitty.

Love giving BJs but absolutely refuse to go to the end as it were because of the consistency and temperature. Its how I imagine a mouth full of snot would be!

If only it were chocolate flavoured!

CherryChoc · 08/05/2009 17:11

I think it tastes salty.. kind of fishy. Pre-come tastes of snot and I try to dilute it as much as possible with whatever I have available (usually spit )

But what I am slightly concerned about as nobody else has mentioned is that the aftertaste is sort of a burning sensation. Whether I spit or swallow I can taste/feel it at the back of my throat for hours. I used to find that drinking something fizzy got rid of it but then that didn't seem to work either.. I wonder whether it's psychological as it has been worse since a bad experience I had. But even if I have wiped it off my fingers and put them in my mouth I can taste it like this - I have to wash them with soap every time (which is to be fair a good thing!!)

OP posts:
MagNacarta · 08/05/2009 17:13

I think I know what you mean CherryChoc it's a sort of fizzy/burning feeling. I don't find it lasts more than a moment or two though.

Supercherry · 08/05/2009 17:43

Nice girls always swallow, it's rude to spit, plus you don't get to taste it if you just take it straight down the back of the tongue.

It always leaves a bitter after taste in my mouth- a bit like ear wax

PutDown · 08/05/2009 18:06

I always get an upset stomach after it,ie diarrhoea!
Took me ages to make the link,but definitely upsets me.Haven't t old DH,but always take medicartion afterwards!

TweetleBeetle · 08/05/2009 18:26

I just can't do it. Never let him get that far. Though he did by accident once and I made him taste it!!!!

I think for me it is also the texture and temperature.

Jux · 08/05/2009 20:58

If you arm yourself with a cup of tea and a glass of iced water and stop every so often for a mouthful of one and go back for a while, and then stop again for a mouthful of the other and go back etc etc etc then you have a perfect excuse to have a bloody good drink at the end to take the taste away. If your dh is like mine he won't complain at all.

Thandeka · 08/05/2009 22:13

depends what he has eaten. Pineapple juice makes it fine, asparagus- oh dear god run for for hills!

lostinthecitylover · 08/05/2009 22:22

I think its mind over mattter. If you are prepared for it then ok if not then not good.

I also think its rude to spit. But dont like to be takne by surprise

SerendipitousHarlot · 08/05/2009 22:33

Generally I sort of keep it in my mouth and go to the bathroom to spit. He doesn't think I spit though

I do sometimes swallow. On birthdays and high holidays

And I also agree with the burning thing, but think it depends what he's eaten. Sometimes it goes straightaway and other times I can still taste it for hours.

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 09/05/2009 07:40

Vile. I never let him cum in my mouth - he doesn't expect to. I finish him off myself

ridingjoker · 09/05/2009 08:17

a friend and myself put our then bf through vigourous testing on bj tasting.

we told our respective fellas to eat only a certain thing for a day and they would get a bj at the end of the day.

here were the conclusions

fruit (includes smoothies, fuit juice = fruity flavoured.

veg's = kinda bland and tasteless.

meat = no effect.

beer,curries,spicy,greasy food = blooming awful. salty,yukky thick and disgusting.

chocolate and sweet things = sweet cum. can be a bit sickly though.

TweetleBeetle · 09/05/2009 08:45

Love the idea of putting them through a day long test - hilarious

lostinthecitylover · 09/05/2009 18:18

it works the other way of course - I try not to eat fish or spicy if I am going to get some oral (sounds wrong phrase but but couldn't think of another word).

I try to taste nice LOL

Bumpety · 09/05/2009 18:29

Always get a bleachy taste, so either he's gulping down the domestos or the foods don't affect his!

Used to swallow but am now a dedicated spitter.. since finding out that a teaspoon full of cum has the same amount of calories as a HAM SAMBO on white bread WITH butter!!!!

Gimme the sambo and keep your spunk, thank ya very much!

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