No bumsex thread thid Friday?

[MrsTittleMouse]

DH will be most disappointed. Reading the sex threads on MN is part of his Friday routine.

Actually, while I'm here I'd like to ask a question. This is Mumsnet, right, so the vast majority here have been pregnant and probably pushed a baby out too. So how can you have regular bumsex? I can't be the only one who pushed so hard I gave myself piles?

this Friday
posting while breastfeeding again

MrsTM I know, not only would dh really not want to see that close up, I wouldn't want anything going up given the state of it all.

lol
jeeze thanks for this just spluttered my drink over my laptop

tho yes the piles point is a valid one iswym

The view I don't mind so much, which is just as well or we'd have to skip quite a few positions. I just worry that it would rupture something.

I worry that bumsex would rupture many, many things, like my moral code but the piles are just one more thing to worry about.

I have no moral code - that's why DH married me. I didn't used to have piles then either.

There was a bumsex thread on Wednesday, perhaps it's confused things?

Well they say those who talk about it the most do it the least

Oh a bumsex thread on a friday.... lovely.

I do like a good bumsex thread

Here I am! Yes, the Wednesday thread has, erm, buggered the rota...shall we discuss bunting cupcakes for a while to redress the balance? Then when the wine kicks in we'll be ready to recommence...

How often is 'regular' bumsex?

Whoop Friday night is here back in a bit don't start without me

I got my piles cut off. My bum is not porn star fresh but that doesn't seem to matter!!! Bumsex rules!!!

Piles cut off! Ouch!
Did you ever try it before the operation?

My dh won't entertain bumsex.
I wouldn't mind it myself. Have done it in the past. He won't go there though.

Did pregnancy piles stop you from doing it then mrs t?