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It's Spring, and I'm HORNY!!!!!!

17 replies

Luxmum · 20/03/2009 10:58

Sigh, I am just getting NO work done this week. I feel like a man must feel, thinking of sex every 7 seconds... God only knows how they manage to remember to breath or drive or eat anything, it's so distracting, and men I usually wouldnt look twice at (as I am happily married, though it's all a bit quiet in the bedroom dept, what with 2 small toddlers) become constant distractions. Currently I am having a very detailed and long daydream about a squaddie, which is making my day in the office immeasurably more bearable. Just thought I'd let you know, and to see if the budding warm weather is affecting anyone else out there...

OP posts:
Sazisi · 20/03/2009 11:00

You're not allowed to use the word horny until cocktail hour
I'm going to have to mix margaritas now

Luxmum · 20/03/2009 11:30

I think if I had a drink right now, I'd jump the next poor innocent man walking to the printer...

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Devendra · 20/03/2009 12:16

Me too!!.. am letching looking at the men working in the garage accross the road in a lustful manner while having very rude fantasies about broken clutches and not being able to pay! They usually irritate the hell out of me with all their noise.. DP is away for the weekend too

cyteen · 20/03/2009 12:18

yes, my sap is definitely rising

Luxmum · 20/03/2009 12:30

Glad it is not only me then. I warned DH that I was ahem, wanting him to conserve his energy for tonight. Instead of a very eager 'yippee', I get an email saying he's off drinking with the lads... . Typical!

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BCNS · 20/03/2009 12:31

wish I was horny instead my eyes are burning and i'm all bunged up with blossom pollen!!

poshsinglemum · 20/03/2009 20:54

Lol- it's soo true. I can't stop perving!

PollyFilla · 20/03/2009 20:55

Oh fgs, this is a parenting site, please get to a chat site if you want to perve like this.

random · 20/03/2009 20:57

Ain't parents allowed to perv then?

AnyFucker · 20/03/2009 20:59

pollyfilla, have a glass of summat and chill

poshsinglemum · 20/03/2009 20:59

Polly- it's a bit of fun. Parents have natural desires too. In fact a bit of light relief is essential!

cyteen · 20/03/2009 21:00

Yes, I must admit that BCNS's talk of burning eyes has got me all a-quiver.

Alambil · 20/03/2009 23:51

how did we become parents if we weren't horny once in a while?

I hope DH didn't drink too much!

Devendra · 21/03/2009 06:07

So are we only allowed to talk about parenting then Polly??

StercusAccidit · 21/03/2009 06:31

I am

But i have 'dumped' DP for a month lol

So i can't go back on that

Can i?

Devendra · 21/03/2009 06:32

No.. but onwards and upwards

StercusAccidit · 21/03/2009 06:53

Nah
I'll make him wait
Can't fold now

I have noticed one thing.. i know its allowed for PARENTS to get horny..but the local old folks have been seen getting a bit frisky [scared]

And quite frankly, it should be banned (has images of wrinkly old tortoises humping)

Before i get flamed i'm only joking

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