Quick, I need a stupid, random question to ask potential date

[StayOutOfTheLight]

I want to see if this bloke has a sense of humour. Anyone got a daft, random question I could ask him right now? I'll let you know the answer

Preferably nothing rude!

name of his first pet and details?

from that you can figure out if he's caring, neglectful, able to process emotion when they die, in touch with his feelings.....

Is this stalker guy or dragon poster guy?

This is Dragon Poster Guy also known as Comic Book Store Guy lol

Where do socks go when they should be in the washing machine? And how do they get there?

or point to something and say "Why is that a ...?" (eg, DS, pointing at large public transport vehicle "Mummy, why is that a bus?")

pmsl @ why is that a bus!

We're on msn so it needs to be something like:

"Hey, what would you do if some big meat head spilt your pint?" etc almost normal but with a slight hint of humour

NO, not dragon poster guy????

ask if he's also a vampire - there was one on here the other week

and wear a scarf

Ok, he's in the middle of waffling on about cars and I asked ...

"By the way, do you like Vampires?"

I'll let you know his answer lol

Ok his answer was:

"Yes I do. Why, are you going to bite me lol"

sigh I'm bored, feel like winding him up

surely if he's got a sense of humour you can pick it up from his msn chat anyway?

he's waffling on about cars????

mmm, sounds interesting

and now he thinks you're weird for the vampire question

no he doesn't, he thinks I'm all the more interesting now

aha, he likes the biting suggestion...

I should have stayed away from the topic of mythical creatures.

Ok ... how about

"What's worse, slipping on dog shit or having a bird shit on your head?"

If he doesn't block me after that we know he's a nutter lol