Do you refer to your exes by name or a title?

[FleurLeChaunte]

ie:

Ex No 1: First Fiancee
Ex No 2: First Husband
Ex No 3: The One I Left First Husband For.
Ex No 4: The Soldier.
Ex No 5: The 7 Year Relationship
Ex No 6: The White Mercedes Van Driver
Ex No 7: The Professional Ice Hockey Player
Ex No 8: The 23 Year Old (I was 30)

Current: Second Husband.

Just interested to know other peoples's "titles" for their ex's if they have them. My friends and sister do it to.

wanker
arsehole
shitforbrains
numbnets

present husband

duh - numbnUts

I only had one long term relationship before dh. That person is referred to as "him"

My dh's name is Mark, and my first fiance's name was also Mark. I call him 'the first Mark'.

I've had three fiances by the way, not ten!

ex-husband, occasionally also known as ass-munch

and husband, also darling husband

A title or code if near DS.

He is known as Shit Face, shortened to SF when small ears are present

exH known as twanker out of earshot of DS's - his first name in front of them.

1. The Freddie Mercury Wannabe/ The Control Freak
2. Ex Husband/The Druggie Scum/The Bully/The Cockney Wanker/ The Male Escort
3. The Ladyboy/The Tranny/The Recluse

The others have been too insignificant to even come into conversation now.

And my DP is called by his name, or Frazario, or Sunshine, or Kidda, or Lovely, Lovely Man

It appears I have much more lengthy track record than most on here .

I have an ex my parents still refer to as "Rat Face" and another one called "The Big Eared Tennis Player" but they are fairly insignificant to me so not mentioned previously in my list.

Second Husband is known as "Bear" (sometimes!).

I don't have exes so much as 'encounters' but they are named
Shithead
needledick
thingie (can't remember his name there may be more than one of those double )
The Farter
the boy (not illegal!!!!!!!)
The thick one
the one with the long hair
druggie
and I'm stopping now before that list gets so long you all think I'm a whore.

"IT".

Either as 'him' or by his first name. Every now and then a not so pleasant word may come before it though.

lol

i thought it was just me

i call my ex boyfrineds after who they looked like

1. boris becker
2. aiden quinn
3. dec donnolly

German/Finnish boy (when I was a girl)
Jason Donovan lookalike
Narcissist
Fiance
Upper class twit of the year
Stalker
Father of my child and one of my best friends
God complex cock lodger

Current DP: man of my life