Husband festish

[Rollt]

Help, my husband has a fetish. I don't know what to do. It is ruining how marriage. Help me

Help, my husband has a fetish. I don't know what to do. It is ruining our marriage. Help me

what is it?

an anagram of troll - good one - and

.............................sigh........

Ha!!!! Good name!!!

you were fast off the mark there Majeika, beat me to it on the name thing!
Dammit - wish you kept quiet though, itching to find out what fetish Rollt was going to dream up

he can't keep control of himself. He gets up in the middle of the night and leaves the house. I thought originally he was sleep walking, but he sometimes does not come back for 3-4 hours.

Then he comes home and usually falls asleep on the sofa. I have confronted him but he say he does not know where he goes and what happens to him.

Just because my name is an anagram of troll does not mean I am a troll.

Besides aren't trolls little men who live under bridges?

Where is he going. That is the question.

well as this is your first post I would presume rollt is an anagram of troll and that your DH might be at 24 hour Tesco!

Why do you think he has this weird thing of disappearing in the night? Maybe no fetish - maybe he has another woman?

Maybe there is a bridge nearby and he is looking for a little man?

Do you feed him properly??? Perhaps he needs nourishment! try this

or goats! he is going to find goats, for sure

goats!!! thumbwitch you have an amazing imagination.

Husband fetish

He has a fetish for husbands?

sounds like he could be after something in the middle of the night. Why don't you follow him rollt?

Our cat used to do that. Get up and go for a long stroll in the middle of the night. She'd been spayed so I don't think it was sex. Could he be hunting mice?

Maybe he's a ware wolf and only comes out in full moon.

Does he bring you presents afterwards? Like, voles and the like.

If so, then he has a furry fetish.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Yiff yiff.

where are you rollt? disappeared when the thread was developing

Rollt will come back on in a bit and be all huffy that we're not taking "her" seriously. She'll be disgusted at my link and profess to only wanting some help with her "problem".

Then we'll all roffle. Oh, how we'll roffle.

roffling already dryad, roffling already.

lol

COME BACK TROLLT!! I mean ROLLT
please try again.. I chuckled at your fetish but bet you could come up with a few more details to make me really laugh. Been feeling crap with a virus and need cheering up

maybe she's gone a\nd follow her husband. God help her

Have I missed something here? What is his fettish anyway? Hmmmmmm...