Anyone for tennis!!!

[BjornRuneBorg]

My DH has recently told me that he wanted to do things differently in the bedroom department. I thought things were fine. I recently walked in on him wearing a tennis outfit and scratching his bottom ( a la famous photo) A little bemused i went along to see where it would go.

It was v. strange indeed.

Is this normal?

did you call for new balls?

quite!

It's hard to keep a straight face isn't it!

its quite normal. i think a lot of people have tennis fetish, i know at least 6 of my friends do. the most common is bum ball. where you put the ball in between the bun cheeks and hit with tennis raquet

you know you have done it right if your dp looks like this

Well, we didn't quite go that far, but there was the odd strange moment or two

Please tell? I'd have backed out of the room slowly...

raquet grip size 'g' is what i'd recommend

Dh has never had a ball and racquet thing... more a chain set and handle bars man

a la famous photo - he was wearing a skirt, then? Just so's we're clear about this...

pmsl...

and

on me back rofling. I looked a bit like that one of Johnsbitch (hee hee, Pageturner you out there?) when he went awol to play mind tennis.

Actually, seriously, scratching his bum in a skirt? Hasn't anyone hung up the drying recently? Only tennis skirts left in the sports drawer... and no loo rolls?

rofl rofl

there's a lot of balls around her all of a sudden- do trolls play tennis?

around here- Freudian slip?

A member of the Troll Patrol i see.

I really don't know what to tell. It is the most exraordinary situation. You are quite right about the skirt, the whole thing has thrown me and it didn't occur to me before now. Where does one buy a skirt from? There has been a lot of thought gone into this on his part. The skirt, the net etc. I really don't know what to make of it.