Checking DP's internet usage ? To confront him or not?

[MrsParker]

Hi,read a post on here where someone advised you can check temporary internet files to see whats been looked at.
So started snooping on what Dp has been looking at.
Seem to have become obsessed. Last week found he'd looked at porn. This week he's been on facebook. But he deletes the history, only know this because i look at temporary internet files. Found he's been chatting on meebo? Looking at a variety of people on facebook.
Mentioned facebook to him and he said he doesn't bother with it, the temporary internet files prove otherwise. He gets up early for work and goes on it for 40 minutes or so.

If he has nothing to hide, why does he delete the history? But i can't confront him without revealing that i've been snooping. I have real trust issues from my past and this is making me sooo miserable. Anyone?

[MyPumpkinDsHappyHalloweenBday]

handy shandy man

[LostHorizon]

So here's an outline plot idea.

ALEXANDER THE GREAT AND MRS. HORIZON

Scene 1. Indoors. Day. A suburban household. MRS HORIZON is doing the dusting, naked, as you do. The doorbell rings. She answers.

ALEXANDER THE GREAT: ἀᾧ
MRS HORIZON: Sorry, not today thanks. We gave at the office.
ALEXANDER THE GREAT: ὖ ψιλόν!
MRS HORIZON: But I don't have any money. Is there another way I can pay you?
ALEXANDER THE GREAT: ὦ μέγα
MRS HORIZON: Ooh, you silver tongued cavalier!

(They shag six ways till Sunday, then ALEXANDER gets off his horse)

MRS HORIZON: You were amazing, Al. That was an amazing performance considering you look like a pudgy foreign bisexual. Oh, I forgot - you are a pudgy foreign bisexual!
ALEXANDER THE GREAT (modestly): λ!
MRS HORIZON: Well, I don't know - there's probably some KY jelly in the medicine cabinet. Why are you crying?
(ALEXANDER THE GREAT rushes from the room, pausing only to wipe his δ on the curtains)
MRS HORIZON: I bet I know why he cried. It's because he's only 32 and there are no birds left to conquer!

(to the horse)

So what's your name, stud?

THE END

To be continued. Warning: sequel contains scenes of explicit sexual interhorse

[LostHorizon]

@ ggglimpopo

It's rude to spit, but in the digital world I propose, you wouldn't....

[ggglimpopo]

as in oysters lh,

[TwoPumpkins]

cant you nearly do that on SecondLife?