Incidentally, while I'm on a roll about porn, I was once discussing the ideal porn movie with an GF and the couple next door over dinner.
He and I decided that ideally, my GF / his wife would step naked into a full-body scanner, a data file would be created, and our women - i.e. with their own bodies - could then be digitally inserted into hard core porn movies.
We'd then get to watch our own women being apparently rogered six ways till Sunday including stuff that in RL they won't do, without having to let anyone shag them. The Terminator, Alexander the Great, Elvis, Geoffrey off Rainbow, Lenin - eventually there'd be a file available for anyone you liked. If you paid for the extended mission pack, they'd have bigger cocks and do filthier things.
So, Caroline Flint goes down on your girlfriend while Marlon "Flora Man" Brando pops round the back with the butter. All in the comfort of your own DVD player.
What's not to like?
Anyways, the women were dumbfounded at the idea that we'd want to watch them in porn movies, because they'd always assumed the whole point of porn was to lech at someone else. Well, not really, we're only leching at someone else because that's who's in the porn and our own women are oddly reluctant to feature in any.
Have to say that along with X-ray specs, which have promised for decades, I'm v disappointed at how long it's taking this technology to arrive.