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Does your DH/DP paw, grope and try it on with you most nights? but if YOU ever try it on hes compleletly oblivious??

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DisenchantedPlusBump · 10/08/2008 20:23

This is how the other evening went,

Me ' Im going to bed'

DH (sat on floor pissing about witht his stupid racing car thing) 'yea, nite'

Me- 'you not coming to bed?'

Him 'im not tired'

Me - (bloody seductively might I add) 'me neither'

Him 'oh right you gonna read your book'

me -

humphs off upstairs....

10 mins later I shout DH,

he comes upstairs, im in bed,

Me 'can i have a goodnight kiss'

he pecks me on the cheek

so i snog him, pull him onto me, we have a passionate snog and he get up and says night.

Next morning he is genuinly GUTTED that I was up for it and he didn't notice!! And he goes into a mood because hes wanted some for ages!!!

He then starts talking about 'code words' for if I'm in the mood!!

WTF???

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themildmanneredjanitor · 10/08/2008 20:24

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DisenchantedPlusBump · 10/08/2008 20:27

pmsl,

not quite!

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lilacclaire · 10/08/2008 20:29

Sounds a bit like my DP.

Thick as poo !

lizinthesticks · 10/08/2008 21:07

What's the racing car thing?? Heh - soz, immaterial. Just wondered.

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 10/08/2008 21:09

Sounds familiar

Alambil · 10/08/2008 21:10

haha what a wally!

DisenchantedPlusBump · 10/08/2008 21:20

Its this remote control car he bought, that you build and customize. Not a kids one (pah ) but one where you connect it all up, costs a lot of money. Hate the thing.)

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lizinthesticks · 10/08/2008 21:28

Heh heh - sort of sweet.

Flamesparrow · 10/08/2008 21:33

lol! DH is similar. Not with the pawing the rest of the time, but he is completely oblivious unless I say in Very Clear Words.

Flamesparrow · 10/08/2008 21:34

We had one day where I was fuming because he came home early, we had no children for a few hours.... and he spent the time fixing the wireless.

Ok, I wasn't clear about my intention, but the huffing and very very skimpy clothing should have at least made HIM think of it!

olympicsnotfederer · 10/08/2008 21:35

Yep, you have to make it VERY VERY CLEAR ie "fuck me big boy".

Hints and expecting him to read your mind (even when you stick your tongue down his throat) just won't cut it.

MrsSnape · 10/08/2008 21:47

oh god yes, my ex was like this, sounds exactly the same actually...he also suggested code words which I said was ridiculous.

He then began asking if we could "play" whenever he wanted it I think he was trying to introduce it as a code word but I just found it irritating and it would be guaranteed to turn me right off.

Thank god he's my ex, I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it

expatinscotland · 10/08/2008 21:49

No, because whenever a man did that in the dating stage he was out on his kiester quicker than you could say quick.

I don't like beign pawed or groped.

At.all.

unaccomplishedfattylegalmummy · 10/08/2008 22:40

No because if I want it I just say "Fancy a bit" or "Wanna shag." Real romantic I know.

Men are simple creatures you have to tell them plain and simple.

toy23 · 10/08/2008 23:03

If my wife ever came onto me like that i would know she was in the mood, sounds like youre husband may be set minded in being dominate. Or he just stupid (no offence)

olympicsnotfederer · 11/08/2008 10:08

just out of interest toy23

who/what are the other 22 ??

toy23 · 11/08/2008 10:51

toy23 was my age when i signed up (now 25).My wife is older than me and regular hear so im her toy.

olympicsnotfederer · 11/08/2008 10:54

ahh I see

lol

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