Is your Mother an old synic ?

[maltesers]

Have you got a very synical mother ? Mine is awful. She has the most waspy tongue and also says what she thinks. This can be annoying at times but sometimes very funny. Two funny moments: my dp had left a big cooking pot in the back garden soaking with water after one of his culinary masterpieces. It was there for weeks. When i pointed it out to her she said, "just stick his bl...y head in it !". Another time she said if my Father doesnt stop his incessant coughing she is going to put stricknean (or however you spell it) in his tea. She is such a synical bitch !