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Original poster

Should I be worried?

27 replies

tellmedad · 01/08/2008 15:59

Well ok where do I start....I'm in my thirties DW is in her forties and my best mate is in his twenties.

He fancies DW and is always making sexual remarks about her quite openly to me and her. although we have a laugh and joke about it I know that if given the chance he would iykwim!!

Now he does has a larger then average, manhood to say the least (mens showers and all that, before anyone asks!!) and have told DW this which she does like but only in jest...I think

Has anyone had the same thing and what do you think about it all?

OP posts:
Boco · 01/08/2008 16:03

So, you're worried that because your friend has a large penis your wife might be unfaithful?

Really?

Do you trust her? Is she able to control herself usually? Even when confronted with a larger than average shlong?

I don't suppose the friend's banter is of any importance, the only thing to consider is your relationship and whether it's solid.

RuffleTheAnimal · 01/08/2008 16:06

id be worried about a relationship where worries like this occured to me tbh (iyswim)

and id tell freind to f off and stop saying that shit now coz it was funny at first (haha) but its just irritating now.

Original poster
tellmedad · 01/08/2008 16:08

I do trust her but she does get excited when confronted with this larger then average shlong

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 01/08/2008 16:09

Hahahaha seriously? Does DW have a friend with huge tits? Does that make you want to cheat on her?

Are you seriously asking whether the fact that your mate has a big cock means that DW will have sex with him? If so, I pity your poor DW.

This is your mate's problem. He's being inappropriate and if it bothers you, tell him. Don't suspect your poor DW of being about to cheat on you because of the size of someone's knob.

FWIW women do not all go crazy for a huge knob. Anyone who has ever experienced cystitis will appreciate the value of an average sized man!

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 01/08/2008 16:10

confronted? Does he show her his knob regularly?

This sounds like a wind up. Either that or your DW and mate are probably having a harmless flirt that bothers you, so tell them to stop it!

RubySlippers · 01/08/2008 16:11

i think you all sound as though you are about 14 ...

Original poster
tellmedad · 01/08/2008 16:13

do we RS? sory about that

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lulumama · 01/08/2008 16:14

what do you mean when she is confronted with his shlong.. does he whip it out at every opportunity? the fact you hvae posted this in several areas of the board and this is your first post, makes me think

RubySlippers · 01/08/2008 16:16

right back at you

VersdeSociete · 01/08/2008 16:17

I think you will forget all about this tellmedad when school starts again.

MamaGLovesMe · 01/08/2008 16:18
Hmm
Original poster
tellmedad · 01/08/2008 16:19

I know what you mean lulumama, i should have posted it on just here really and DW thought it was a good idea to get some feedback on here.

so a strange first post I know but a relevant one for me and DW sorry about that folks

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 01/08/2008 16:22

DW thought it was a good idea to get feedback on whether she will cheat on you?
You make noooo sense.

Boco · 01/08/2008 16:24

But, that doesn't make sense - DW wants feedback? Surely the question is whether she's so impressed by the big willy that she cheats - and surely she doesn't need feedback from us as to how likely that is? All she needs is to discuss it with you.

lulumama · 01/08/2008 16:24

i don;t understand what feedback you and she want

so i shall take my leave of this thread

RubySlippers · 01/08/2008 16:25

if you want serious relationship advice then post in relationships and cut the crap about "shlongs"

agree with Kat - your wife, who you think will cheat on you, suggested you post about this to guage opinion

dittany · 01/08/2008 16:26

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

VersdeSociete · 01/08/2008 16:33

I know what you need: www.clubpenguin.com/ You can waddle around and make new friends...

RuffleTheAnimal · 01/08/2008 16:41

blimey, is this how you want to spend your time? cant you go out and do something active/healthy/interesting???

bizarro.

plenty of time to play with the big girls when you grow up, dear. run along now and go play with your lego now, k?

ihatebikerides · 01/08/2008 17:18

Troll, troll, troll.

jimjamshaslefttheyurt · 01/08/2008 17:26

trip trap. A pervy one (or more likely over-excited teenage one).

girlnextdoor · 01/08/2008 20:33

Your DW thought it a good idea to get feedback? are you kidding?

what did she say precisely? something like "I get so excited at the thought of your friend's massive todger, that I think you should ask on MNs whether I might let him use it"?

Come on...we aren't that daft.

Anniegetyourgun · 02/08/2008 10:27

If not a troll, it's probable the poor woman got sick of the OP agonising over the perceived attractiveness of his friend and saying "look, if you think I'm so bloody likely to cheat, go ask Mumsnet and see what some real people think". Jealousy is not mature and it's not attractive. It may make a woman in her 40s feel good to know that two younger men both fancy her, but it is more likely to make her feel like total crap if she's repeatedly accused of unfaithfulness. I've been there with XP - please note the X.

Anniegetyourgun · 02/08/2008 10:27

XH I should say. He never learned in 24 years that I wasn't the kind of woman to put it about.

beanieb · 02/08/2008 10:56

If my OHs best friend got his massive wang out then it would be a sure bet that I would kleave my OH. disgraceful I know but I'm a sucker for a big Cock (No pun intended )

If I were you I'd be seriously worried. Women just can't resist a man's manhood it's true, infact I wouldn't be surprised if she has a suitcase packed and a runaway fund all ready.

If I were you I would try to keep her in the house where she can't mix with any male company at all just incase she's tempted.

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