When was the last time you had a shag?

[NigellaTheOriginal]

bit nosey i know but am sitting here bored and have realised that i have no recollection at all of when i last did the deed. must have been months ago. bloody insomniac children.

dont know either. some weeks ago i think

About a month ago I think - my DH had to been to the US for a week and "missed me". Tragic isn't it. He's "morning" person and we always have to get up so early....

Ummm

P is a night person. by 10 when im not a work at night im dead to the world by then.
I keep on telling him to let me have a lie in and ill happily sleep with him!

Have been up since 4.30am with DS after finishing work at 2am.

So unimpressed, as he went out drinkning and still got home after me!

(my mum was babysitting i dont leave ds on his own!)

April 2006. Without an invitation, I may add. We had already agreed to divorce but were still sharing a bed because the house was too small and full of DCs for him to move elsewhere. He must have thought I was asleep, because he sneaked up from behind and had a go. I thought what the heck, it's probably the last time, may as well go with the flow; it wasn't bad (mainly because I didn't have to see or smell him). In the morning I gave him notice that he was to find somewhere else to sleep. He's been on a tiny bed in DC4's attic room ever since. We move to different houses next week.

Funny thing, the last straw in our relationship was my supposed (intended?) infidelity. I'd like to know where all these tasty young men are that I was going to run off with, because I haven't met one yet. I'm nearly 50 so they will have to hurry up...

2 years ago when ds3 was conceived

Erm...too long...probably with ds2's horrible father, a few days before I found out I was pregnant. Nearly 2 years ago then.

I have higher standards, no time, and am less of an attractive proposition with 2 children in tow. But it is something I keep to the back of my mind in order not to dwell on it. No point really.

Gosh, I might never do it again!

Glad to see im not the only one has hasnt had any..i mean it would be the easiest thing to go out and find myself a fling or 1 night stand, but i feel i am too old/responsible for all that now! (though i used to a lot)

Last shag was a one-off last July with someone i'm friendly with (but he is my friend's ex so bad idea- she still doesnt know - i hope..)

Before that it was probably about Jan/feb 07 with ex dh, before he became the "ex."

few months ago, my dh text me last night (from downstairs!!!!) asking me if I fancied it, I said
"no thanks, it's sealed up from lack of use"

He's been all standoffish last few months and I thought NO! why should I

LOL

Flllight -

i am the same:
standards waaaaaaay too high, no time to fit it in (excuse the pun!), and not being too attractive to potential partners with 2 kids clinging to my apron strings

Although, may i add, i am hot

x

a couple of days ago .

Midnight

December 2000.

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I'm keeping a dignified silence

am shocked that a lot of you don;t fidn the time for it. maybe i'm just a nymphomaniac then as its important to em so never more than a couple of days without it.

oh and in answer to the op, last night

With almost 2 weeks every month out of action (constant period problem) we spend pretty much 2 weeks doing it every day/night because we know we are not getting it the other 2 weeks

Otherwise we would be doing it a lot more!!!

Haven't "had a shag" for 20 years. I "made love" this morning!

Friday night

2 am last night!

Well, I'm in a relationship where we don't get to see each other on a daily basis, (he works, I work, we live apart and a couple of hours away from each other)but when we get together it is all day, all around the house, then eat, drink, rest and off we go again and again... (whilst my DD is in school) But... I am lucky that I can pre-empt his visits, I cook before hand, housework done, take the day off, so that all the time/focus is for us. He stays overnight and we still quietly go at at. But thats only a few times a month, and I know the 'honeymoon phase'(altho over 18 months now and still wonderful).
I had 26 years of being married to an ignorant stinky 5 minute wonder man who frustrated me more times than that, hanging in mid air... to the point where i couldn't bear the thought of him coming near me. Payback time!!!!! Happy me!!!

1am last night

24 hours ago

Ummmm...?

February 12th, I know this as it was the day of my 6 week postnatal check.

We haven't been intimate since