I invite you to read this utter bollocks

[ConstantIllness]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/dec/07/this-is-how-we-do-it-my-life-with-my-lover-exists-in-a-different-universe-to-my-marriage
"Sebastian and Viviana" oh please, they're probably really called Beryl and Colin. Breathing one another's essence in Milton Keynes. Ugh!

Great lengths to insist that they are not just another sordid pair having extramarital SEX

Same shit different day.
I read utter bollocks daily on mumsnet.

His poor, poor wife.

Hail to the high priestess and shaman of the Most Transcendent Order of Bollocks. I particularly admire the phrase 'if something this special is put in front of you, you can’t walk away from it', which offers convenient justification for any number of behaviours, from eating the last cheese straw to organised fraud.

Yikes!

If he wanted to meet her so much why didn’t he just go to her house and not a gig? He is just keeping her on the back burner.

There is no fool like an old fool.

People really delude themselves so easily.

Article about a pair of cheaters in The Guardian www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/5225783-article-about-a-pair-of-cheaters-in-the-guardian

"I genuinely don’t think I’m taking anything away from her." This other woman has never experienced betrayal like this, clearly. And the amount of energy he must be putting into maintaining that archive of his and making her jewellery... So, so gross, both of them. The delusion is staggering.

Tale as old as time.

'No no, we're not just having a grubby, sordid affair. Our connection is sooooo deep, sooooo meaningful. No one, in the history of humankind, has ever felt the way we do. You just wouldn't understand; we're special.'

What a load^ of bollocks 🤮🤮🤮^

Pair of fuckin eejits 🤣

Just one of the many reasons why I no longer purchase the Guardian.

That is pharmaceutically-pure wank. Impressive even for the Grauniad.

Unfortunately STIs transcend the ‘multiverse’, not sure if anyone accounted for that…

How nice and convenient for them that their cheating exists in a different universe to his marriage. I wonder if they would do his wife the small courtesy of telling her about this separate universe, since it's obviously perfectly fine and doesn't impact on the marriage. Maybe she could then make informed decisions about her own world. No? I thought not.

What a pretentious load of old bollocks. Jeez.

Viviana is deluded. He's having his cake and eating it, no skin of his nose, and its all OK thanks to the multiverse - lol at the BS excuse. Doesn't matter how many universes exist, he is in this one, another him could be in another, but there's only 1 of him being a twat in this universe and its the current experience that counts, no changing that.
Viviana is very gullible unfortunately and moulds her life to suit any man's lifestyle no doubt - probably feigned an interest in theoretical physics, how convenient. Probably won't see him again in this universe, just hasn't realised its probably over in the physical sense - never mind she can fall back on the hope that in another universe her other self has him all the time ( while he sees his bit on the side) lol.
Just comes down to him being a selfish creep really. Got it all with his wife, but still craves the ego stroke elsewhere. I hope his DW finds out and dumps him.

Some people will go to any lengths to justify their shitty behaviour, won't they?

I think that's the biggest load of tripe I've ever read

I read it yesterday and apart from the A grade wankerish pseudery, it struck me very clearly that what "Viviana" has a completely different view of his marriage to him

"I don’t feel jealous of Sebastian’s wife because there is no way that anything in his marriage could be akin to the intensity of what we share"

does not chime with

"My marriage is perfectly wonderful and fulfilling."

'Viviana' needs to wake up and smell the coffee. If she's real, that is.

Not that I'm suggesting that anything in newspapers is ever made up, of course.

Bless their cotton socks 🤣

I’d like to exist in an alternate universe where I didn’t just read that with a stinking hangover.

Christ, my eyes.

All this time, I thought there was two levels of married. Married; or not.

@ConstantIllness I was going to start a thread on this. It's fucking bonkers.

The pictorial description of the bloke, ugly as fuck and smug as a Reese mogg at a migrant relief centre.

He should be ashamed of himself. Same for the woman.

As for his actual wife? How the fuck would she feel reading it. If they put up stories of abusive and damaging relationships and invite people to consider them normal. Where does the line get drawn? Or just resorting to clickbait?

"Viviana and I have a keen interest in theoretical physics and the concept of the multiverse helps us" – I snorted coffee at this. Whatever wilful misunderstanding helps you sleep at night, mate🙄