I invite you to read this utter bollocks

[ConstantIllness]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/dec/07/this-is-how-we-do-it-my-life-with-my-lover-exists-in-a-different-universe-to-my-marriage
"Sebastian and Viviana" oh please, they're probably really called Beryl and Colin. Breathing one another's essence in Milton Keynes. Ugh!

You realised, you mean you didn't know before you started reading it? I'm almost 75 and I know it has always been moderately left wing.

It's a good newspaper though, far better than many. However I do question articles like the one posed here. I don't buy a paper now but do read some of each online. I've noticed a tendency for the broadsheets to emulate the tabloids a bit these days, trying to attract new readers I suppose. Thd Indy is the worst for that by far but they all seem to have a go. It must be something to do with the decline in sales, most people get their news online.

I think the cartoon shows him with his wife and also him with his affair partner.

He sounds smug and nasty, she sounds deluded.

I gave up on all newspapers years ago when I realised that there is more to life than reading half-baked, half-invented utter claptrap every day.

I took it as one was him with his wife and the other with Viviana?

but it is still a dirty secret

Isn't it a bit narcissistic, this idea that you/your relationship are so special that the laws of the universe don't apply to you?

I actually feel quite sick after that, rather as if I had overdosed on cheap syrup.

YUK! yuckity yukyuk

If it's true, I hope his wife reads it and somehow recognises the pretentious and smug style of 'Sebastian' and takes a look at his phone. Poor woman. I hope the move 300 miles away was to somewhere she knows people.

I used to buy it every Saturday when I was single and lived in London for the exhibitions guide that was in the Guide supplement, it listed all the small exhibitions that weren't well known. My friend who still gets it tells me they don't do this anymore,

Gladdens my heart to see how many people have called out this particularly awful sentence. I wonder if he used a robust explanation of string theory to talk her into anal?

@MrsMitford3 @Winesoup Ah, I see - I was thrown by the women looking identical bar bikini hue and hairstyle.

What a load of (made up) shite!

The problem is that, knowing some of the other stuff they print, it probably isn't made up. Terribly earnest people, trying to be profound and just looking like pratts. It's like lots of the stuff in that paper.

His poor wife.

If it's true that is.

😂Loved the title!

Sebastian is an utter wanker.